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Month: November 2011 (Page 1 of 2)

Random Wednesday – Winter Storm Edition

detour, pedestrian

Snow.  I’m feeling indifferent.

Not the worst storm ever.  Not fun to drive in at all.

That did not go as expected.

That woman would open a window right now if she could.

I think we all need a Daniel Craig break.

Another paper.  Papers papers papers.

This stupid thing keeps defaulting to italics.  Cooperate!

I’m glad our power didn’t stay off.

blah blah blah blah blah.  Isn’t there some kind of laryngitis curse I can inflict?

Seriously?  She looks like she’s going to clean out her garage and do laundry.  How is that acceptable work wear??

The paper said ’75.

Nothing you have to say is so important that it can’t wait until you’ve swallowed the food in your mouth.  Stop. Talking.

I always type etf and then have to backspace and correct it.  wtf?

Oh, she took the duct tape off.  Window open.

You don’t know.

This is a special kind of hell.

Yeah, that was kinda lame.

Also?  So very tired of all your circle jerk ass kissery.

Homeland is an excellent show.

Are we there yet?

I know.  It’s a departure.

Can you hear me?  Are you out there?

While you were sleeping I …

I tell you miserable things after you are …

Zee plot!  She thickens!

If I knew

I so wish I could just get my entire wardrobe from these guys.

I think my pen is defective.

I think I’m ready for some Vince Guaraldi.

So he says to me, he says “Jimmy!” as though that were my name.

We all need some more of this, I think.

Wait.  There’s a boob fairy?

Bravo McDonald’s!

I think it must be melting.

Do not engage!!!

Ambiguity.

Censored.

Holy shit, Red.  That was the funniest thing I’ve witnessed in way too long.

louder than

Go daddy, go.  I’m gone daddy, gone.

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lord have mercy on my rough and rowdy ways

twenty~one. (hat)                                                                                            ~down in the valley
the head and the heart

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Random Wednesday – Turkey Edition

reach for the sky

Miss W.

Truly.

Scotch.

Down.

No deer.  Lots of ice.

I was trying to find the taxpayer costs of Tea Party protests to compare it to the 13mil and rising of the Occupy protests and wasn’t having any luck.  But then the Mister reminded me that since the Tea Party is entirely funded by the Kochtopus the REAL cost was to DEMOCRACY.  Of course!  I’m so stupid!  And racist.

Also possibly brain damaged.  And also more stupid because Fox.

I don’t even watch Fox News, but I’m more ignorant simply because I would watch Fox News.  If I were to actually watch the news.  Which I won’t.  Cos I’m so ignorant.  And racist.  And the homophobia.  And something.

I dunno.  When the police tell you to leave or they’ll pepper spray you, and give you ample opportunity to get up and walk away, but you just sit there and say “that’s fine” and cover your face, you lose all credibility when you whine about the brutal tactics of the police.

I’ve been so non political here lately.

Funfetti funfetti funfetti.

I just read this headline: “Is Breaking Dawn Feminist?”  Seriously?  Who cares?  It’s a sparkly pregnant vampire movie.  I’m fairly certain there is no feminist agenda, or any other agenda, for that matter.

Far far away.

Dinosaurs.

Pizza.

It’s not Thanksgiving without a Buffy marathon.

I may be able to change the world, Red!  Mwah-ha-ha-ha-ha!

I need more time for walking.

No more butter!

It’s the chin.

Always in this.

Slightly awkward.

He said superb.  More than once.  It is clear I am his favorite student.

mandoline mandoline mandoline

Such a headache.  I need drugs.  Bring me headache drugs.

In a corner.

Shit!  I have to make the pies tonight.  Shit!  What about the cookies?

I liked it better when she wasn’t speaking.  Go back to not speaking, please.

Stars and stones.

This right here is kind of awesome.

I think these might be my very favorite jeans I have ever owned.  Thank you, Goodwill.

Dammit.  I was hoping to avoid the grocery store.  I only need one thing.  sigh.

Brass is not a good choice of musical sound with this type of headache.  Sorry, Ella.

Almost.  Almost.  Almost.

I was not gone long enough at all.

Evaporated.

Is that alright with you?

Rain.

The Mister.

Ali.

Red.

Rupert Jayne.

honey bunny.

SITGR

I should have learned an instrument.

It’s like an ice pick with claws.

I will never be able to use the word “wow” for any legitimate reason ever again.  These two have completely ruined it for me.

Thought I heard a footstep.

I just want to sleep.

I know an old lady who swallowed a horse.

Don’t forget your hat.

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It’s memories that I’m stealing.

twenty. (spin)                                                                                     ~innocent when you dream
tom waits

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Random Wednesday

Hell’s bells.

diamond who wants to stay coal

Once again, I’ve lost my zen … ishness.

Well.  Who wouldn’t?

Apparently there is such a thing as a “huddle coach”.  Who knew?  I have no idea what that means.

Howdy.

It’s so nice that you always ignore my questions.  I’m going to stop asking, which I suppose was your goal.

He doesn’t smell like himself.

I looked for you but you were gone.

I don’t understand vegans.

It’s nothing but dead weeds.

That word doesn’t have good synonyms.

Now they’re drinking cos everyone is dead.

So very true.

Jaysus.

Dizzy.  so tired.

Stop. Talking. Now.

Christmas Tree Cakes.  Christmas Tree Bills.  Christmas Tree Tax.

Headache.  I’ll probably live.

Stop using the word “striven” in your essays, people.

I’m eating it.  Lunch time be damned.

Tons and bunches.

Spin it.

 

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you don’t meet nice girls in coffee shops

nineteen. (bewitched)                                                                                                          ~hold on
tom waits

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