The Wednesdays seem to come faster and faster.

I dreamed about Twitter people last night, which frankly is just weird.

Argh. Snag in my tights. Damn.

It’s probably better not to be mysterious.

Another Wednesday. Another all office staff meeting without donuts.

Just take a sick day for once. Give me a break from you.

Oooh! A woman from the registrar’s office just gave me a vintage mink collar. Gorgeousness.

I’m quite sure I will never need an R2D2 swimsuit.

snow snow snow

I think the staff meetings are setting new records for length these days. Poor KT will never sit next to me in a staff meeting again. Although I did get him to chuckle.

Crazy busy day.

What if I don’t want my own page in the online directory with my picture there? Why would I want to make it easier for the gunman to find me???

I love this skirt.

Dammit, Jim!

I need more tea. Can someone bring me more tea? I’m going to have to brave the weather and make a Diet Coke run, aren’t I? Sigh.

I’ve just been looking at my “year in status” on fb. I make some good status updates, if I do say.

Wow. You have got to be the worst Muslim ever.

Damn. I’m hungry already and it’s a loooooooooong way til lunch.

It’s not “as well too”. It’s just not. It’s either “as well” or “too”. Not both.

I wonder who would play me in the movie. I vote for Rene Russo. Probably it will be Elizabeth McGovern.

I am I am I am Superman and I know what’s happening.

I don’t care what anyone says, I love this song.

Well. That was a bold fashion choice.

You know what’s annoying? Making your email address your name without vowels.

My hip hurts today. It hurt yesterday. I’m willing to bet it will hurt tomorrow.

I just read a really funny passive aggressive post on the internet about not seeing the point of passive aggressive posts on the internet. And when I say funny I mean you’re an idiot. Yes I would say that in person.

Tights and corduroy do not get along with each other.

I think you’re confusing my cynicism with negativity. It’s a common mistake. It’s ok. It weeds out the undesirables.

The new fb profile is a little confusing. Probably it’s because I’m old and don’t have an iPhone.

Dammit. Now I’m all choked up.

This always makes me giggle. You should giggle too. Extra points if you know what the song is from.

Miss W has two field trips this week, lucky girl. I miss field trips.

I would like a peanut butter cookie.

I’ve entirely lost momentum.

Oh, Quaker Chewy Chocolate Chip Ganola Bars, thank you.

It’s that time of year when I like to watch the Ref. I love that movie.

Don’t you sushi burp me, woman!

That phrase “It’s 5:00 somewhere!”. Yeah. Retire it.

I always say “you can’t just make stuff up and pass it off as fact!” when I’m talking about leftists and mister says “well you CAN, obviously.” I should stop saying that.

Tangled up.

I wonder what I would look like bald. I have this weird flat spot on top of my skull.

I’ve reached a point in my life where it’s time to drive home.

Ice, ice, ice, some snow to make things interesting. Treacherous drive to work this morning.

Wait, there is apparently an area of study known as “Experimental Philosophy”. That somehow seems redundant to me.

The word of the day is palingenesis. I like the way it sounds.

Santa Claus at the library tonight! Yay! I wonder if I’ll win anything in the raffle this year. Who am I kidding, I never win anything in the raffle. Ever.

Not a single #salt truck on the road this morning. So glad I pay taxes for that shit.

Damn, I never get flowers. I don’t much care for roses anyway. I don’t like the way they smell.

How is it December 1?

My ears kind of hurt still. My head definitely hurts.

I would love winter if I never had to drive any where.

I wouldn’t mind some hibernation right now.

Dear Warner Brothers: We absolutely do not, under any circumstances, need a Buffy “reboot”. But thanks for playing.

I need a new winter coat. And tires. And some boots. And some money.

I always read Dresden books too fast.

I am not happy with Miss W’s mittens. I think I need to knit them again.

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I don’t think people should die in winter. I think people should only die in spring or summer. That just seems better.

I have such a hard time buying gifts for people. Except Miss W. She’s easy peasy.

They sealed all the cracks around the windows while I was gone. It’s actually kind of toasty in here.

I’m wearing pink again. This is becoming a habit.

Oh wait, now I’m chilly again. That’s more normal.

It needs to be time for lunch soon.

This is not my favorite time of year. I am not a big fan of Christmas. But I do love this song.

Always such a joy to listen to you gasp for breath after a food run.

I’m starting to think June Cleavage doesn’t work here any more.

Damn. I’m just not in the mood for any of the music on my Zune. That sucks.

It just won’t stop snowing. sigh.

I cannot believe that anyone still takes you seriously. #bclc

Did you forget, when you hit reply all, that 98% of the people on that distribution list are on the opposite side of the state from you? Stop taunting me with your donuts!

Good bye, next two Saturdays. overtime overtime overtime overtime overtime.

Sometimes I think it would be nice to be less cynical. But then I realize that I wouldn’t be half as funny as I think I am.

Wow. That was rude.

Do I want a Diet Coke bad enough to go out in this nonsense?

Maybe.

Oh lord, dude. You’re such a drama queen. The “Great Experiment” hasn’t failed. Half wit.

I really like this photo today. I don’t know why.

And the snow just keeps on coming.

Alright. Santa. Library.

Ho ho ho ho ho.