Man. I want so many of these t shirts. sigh.

fussbudget

Yup.

ARGH. What. Is your problem, WordPress?

I’m sorry, I can’t go back to work if my clothes still don’t fit. Oh well.

OK yeah. I’m really looking forward to this now. This might actually be some brilliant casting for the role of John Constantine.

lens flare!

Well if you have to go into work while on leave, it might as well be so that your boss can tell you how awesome you are.

pizza socks

underneath my pillow

Maybe I’ll finally see the last season of Fringe before I go back to work.

This is hilarious. Also why does the bat suit look all veiny? God I hate Ben Affleck.

Good read. It should be distributed to all campuses.

At least I finally started that Craftsy class.

Gah. Dinner. I never know. I never know. Let’s just have cookies.

Chocolate Rice Krispie treats?

Whatever. You wish I was your mother.

I don’t know who that is, Regis.

What a cold and a rainy day. … great. Now that song is stuck in my head.

I have to mail things! I have things I have to mail! To the mail!

Honestly, how do I always procrastinate that shit so epically?

teaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Which reminds me, I need to pick up potting soil.

You should check out this interview.

Sooooo, I guess you didn’t get my message then.

Ha!

Wow. Yeah. REALLY bad. And I like My Fair Lady.

I just don’t think I can get into that Fargo series. It’s just not grabbing me.

There are lots of people I’d like to meet. But then I wouldn’t be able to make conversation with them.

There are more than one dozen dozen eggs in my kitchen. Someone buy some damn eggs.

I need to look for a holster for the Shield tomorrow at my gun club.

I need to name the Shield. Marvel. That’s a good name for a SHIELD.

el oh el

We’ve been so neglectful of the library. It’s terrible.

Teddible. Teddible.

I’m so tired of this goat wandering around.

I still need a massage.

I had this book on my wishlist and then a couple days ago the Kindle version was only $1.99 so I bought it. Such a good move. What a great read so far. Highly recommended.

Which reminds me!!!!! New Dresden out at the end of the month!!!! eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!

“Still, his name is Pi. I’ll bet people try to eat him.”

Seriously, 3 days. I need my damn car back, Mr. Mechanic Man.

We really need to do a burn.

It feels like fall today.

A new cute skirt would make my day.

I really just need to finish the Craftsy class. I need supplies.

promotional promoting promoted promotion

Buy my stuff so I can buy stuff.

I am feeling the urge to travel. But I don’t know if we’ll be going north this year. Which is a shame.

Ooooh! That little tree that I love did not have leaves on it yesterday. Too bad the gorram goat will eat them now that they’re there.

I’m so loving all the green. It was such a horribly horribly horrible winter.

Phalanges!

I need some Billy Idol now. Thanks, Nick Searcy movie.

Alpaca socks!

Ugh. I hate these baby wipes.

We should have Random Wednesday t shirts. Someone should design something. I wonder if anyone would buy them.

Beauty.

Also beautiful, and very cool.

I need to go back to reading books on Dax. My phone is just too small. Although I’m rockin’ the reading glasses something fierce.

Um. No, really. Really.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand we’re back!

Didja miss me?

Solo fly.

I’m sorry, but the Smart Car tipping? Hi-Larious.

This wedding made me all swoony. If I were to do it all over again, I’d have to steal so much of this.

Man I love wet plate. I wish I had the time and resources to get into that. The images are just stunning.

Enough with the cold. It’s May. I need some heat here, people.

I could use a chocolatey snack.

dammit dammit dammit

crash. fail. lost words. dammit.

There was unexpectedly unexpected awesomely awesome news.

I can’t believe it’s all gone. dammit!

I think that door is still open.

I think I really need to go get a massage.

It’s kinda just the teensiest bit creepy that you have notifications set up for that. Just the teensiest bit. Not unlike stalking, really.

Seriously, I’m kicking myself right now. I can’t believe that happened.

I need a new hair color.

It’s been so long since I could cross my legs that it feels totally weird to cross my legs.

Wow, it is really not a competition guys.

Review time. Whee.

I think I really really hate writing letters of recommendation.

Ooooh!

I think the photo wants changing.

Isn’t it always time for pizza?

dammit dammit dammit AGAIN

This song has been stuck in my head for over a month. It’s killing me.

Maternity leave bonus: Finally seeing the last two seasons of Burn Notice. The ending was perfection.

This post is jinxed. Jinkeys.

So few people decide the fate of so many. Kinda scary.

gone viral gone viral gone viral – SO over it.

… just not to me. lol Smart girl.

“Yeahhhh,” I said, “that’s just kind of my face.” Hell’s Bells. This is ME.

“We gotta go vote!”
“We gotta row the boat?!?”

I can’t remember the last time I was at a staff meeting. I’m totally OK with that.

What?! Warm weather in the Mitten?? This cannot be!

Maybe I should develop a coffee habit.

I need this in my music library. Really really need. Wow.

Still love this one too.

I’m sorry, I’m still absolutely convinced that Nick Rhodes is one hundred percent gay.

Damn, haven’t heard this one in forever. Another old favorite.

I’m telling you. It’s CREEPTASTIC. Stalking is just wrong. Could you please just find a hobby that is not me?

You’re welcome.

Oh my God I LOVE these images. Film! Gorgeous film! Such talent.

Muches of much.

Who is this Todd person?

Seriously, my back is killing me.

Thanks, Victoria’s Secret, but I’m never gonna be the girl who wears a string bikini bottom. … Or top, for that matter.

I have no idea what’s going on.

Stupid car problems. I hate stupid car problems. That are stupid. And defy fixing easily, because why should they be easy?

I need someone to load up my iPod for me. I really do. I’m hopeless. And tired of most of the little that is left on the damn thing.

So what? Nothing.

Reign this in, Hillary … Damn. There’s no flipping the bird emoticon …

I could never use a Sticky holster. They make me too nervous.

Um. Stormageddon is going to be needing a tiny pair of Chucks. That is a fact.

I always want to put an apostrophe in Chucks, which would be inappropriate, and I’d have to kick myself.

Tiny migrants??

Ugh. I don’t want to be hungry right now. Hungry right now can only result in the consumption of a delicious chocolate chip cookie.

Stupid post office. Thanks for getting my package to within 20 miles of me and then sending it straight back to its origins. Bastards.

There is nothing on this earth more Zen than a sleeping baby. I’ma go get my zen.

I, for one, am over the welcoming of any overlords, thank you very much.

It’s the internet. It kills the horse and starts beating it in nano time. In the old days we had grody to the max for a good year before it was slaughtered.

They’re putting Yooper in the dictionary. I won’t say “eh”.

Awww!

I think that song that she’s really famous for sucks, but this tweet is pretty great.

The gravitational pull of my belly has begun to attract satellites to orbit the planetary girth.

The lady in the blue coat is my favorite. I love it when they make the argument for you by mistake.

Secondhand book. That seems about right.

Wow, every time I think I could not loathe Gwyneth Paltrow more, I read another Paltrow quote. And it’s a shame, really, because I quite enjoyed several of her films.

This is such a cool lamp. Too bad it’s so spendy.

“Libertarian ideology is dangerous, destructive, and will enslave us all. Exposing the lies, fallacies, and backwards thinking for the benefit of us all.” HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Oh dear. So much dumb.

These are beautiful.

I’m starting to feel like the humans in Wall-E, all round and riding around on hover chairs. I just need a Super Big Gulp to complete the look.

Ugh.

That was as unpleasant as always.

I haven’t been at my desk all day. Sometimes that’s alright. Sometimes.

I sincerely hate these people. The fact that this has been going on for FIFTEEN YEARS makes me physically ill.

I am really looking forward to the disappearance of that particular pain. OUCH.

This will give you the heebie jeebies for serious.

I can’t make up my mind about this yarn. I think it’s maybe wrong for this project, but maybe not quite right for this other project. I CAN’T DECIDE. dammit.

Man I love it when the porch is clean.

I have reached a very critical stage of pregnancy. It’s called “You do not want to fuck with me.”

Now I just need the ground to thaw so I can put up a pen. A PEN! A glorious pen.

I don’t actually care about baseball.

Wow. That is a serious stink. Good Lord. It’s enough to gag a maggot.

I would be napping but I have to help with math. I am not the right person to help with math.

I guess I’ll just keep going with the first project and if it turns out that it’s looking like total crap, I’ll frog it and use it for something else entirely. Because now I’m pretty sure I need a tweed for the second project I had under consideration.

I’m so tired.

I really need to dye my hair. I should do that today. That would require a trip to the store. The thought of which makes me more tired.

Plot twist?

I find entrelec kind of fascinating in a soothingly logical sort of way.

Well at this rate, I’m not confident I’m going to get to meet Greg Gutfeld Friday.

Bleah.

I should have just gone straight to the massage table. Yep.

I keep forgetting it’s Wednesday. For a while I thought it was Thursday. The last couple of hours I’ve been thinking it’s Friday. It’s so confusing.

Nancy Sinatra’s still around??

Oh, I totally forgot about that.

I can’t even comprehend how your house is that clean all the time. It’s kind of scary.

I dozed off for a bit there. So sorry.

It would be random of me not to post this tonight. But I suppose I will anyway.

iTunes is the crashiest damn thing ever.

everybody tells me this is

“Conscious uncoupling“?? Excuse me while I vomit.

sigh. What a ridiculously liberal article.

I need to take more pictures of the Compound chickens.

I think Kim Kardashian is pretty.

I’ve still never seen her reality show.

I really don’t like reality shows.

Hee

I’m glad one of these cops had some common sense. I kind of love the idea of this man traveling by horseback from Canada to Texas.

I might find some words incredibly annoying – amazeballs immediately comes to mind – but that doesn’t make me climb up on some self righteous soap box and start screeching about how offensive the term is and demanding that you stop using it. Stop telling me what words I’m allowed to say.

At least I’m selling a product.

Oh dear. Bless her heart. What an idiot.

el oh el

All these city folk buying chickens. Makes me chuckle. Don’t call me when you end up with a rooster by mistake.

Ya’ll need an otter fix.

I need to re-read The Once and Future King. It’s been so long, it never occurred to me that it could be a book *about* politics.

I love this, except that I think it’s still slightly off. I think they’d prefer we not *think* as we like either. “American liberalism is the creed that you are entitled to think as you like and entitled to do as you are commanded.”

Awwww!

“Ah. Those days when you can’t seem to get Pearl Jam out of your head.” People have days like that? How awful.

To chai and muffin or not to chai and muffin? I think we all know the answer to this one.

I shrugged at you.

Ha! I might need one of these prints.

Interesting read.

Have to eat. Don’t want to eat.

I can see way too much of what my FB friends are doing on FB since the latest change. Way. Too. Much.

Wow, Patrick Stewart with hair.

I’m so tired of this “right” and “wrong” side of history nonsense. Shut the hell up. Judgmental asshats. Stop telling everyone else what to do all the time and go figure out how to make yourself happy.

That’s the real problem. You’re all so deeply, miserably unhappy, you have to drag the rest of us down with you. Because you cannot grasp the concept that the group of us standing over here telling you to leave us the hell alone are doing just fine without all your intervention and mandates and “for your own good” legislative bullshit.

Buckshot!

Or. You know. Just stop checking your phone.

This song breaks my heart every time. I blame that Kevin Bacon/Elizabeth McGovern movie.

Also of the handful of celebrities I’ve been compared to, I look the most like Elizabeth McGovern. It’s the cheeks. Not that I don’t appreciate the Linda Fiorentino comparisons, but I’m not that naive.

Also, isn’t that Mycroft in the video? If it isn’t, it sure looks like him. Hmm. Maybe it’s not him. Who knows. Someone call Mark Gatiss and ask him if that’s him.

And since I brought up Sherlock … you’re welcome.

That was a weird tangenty thing. I will not apologize.

Why do people keep doing this? It’s 2014. You’re “teaching a lesson” to an entire generation of people that grew up with the internet. If they don’t know this by now, you have bigger problems than the internet.

Also, it’s kind of dumb.

Jennifer Granholm?!? What a bizarre guess.

Oh I forgot about Kingdom of Loathing.

Sciaticaaaaaaaaaa!

Get me the hose, man!

I really need to get this version of this song.

I really thought he was dead. I don’t know why.

I think I need to walk around.

And find the hose.

Yes. I found it incredibly disturbing.

What are you even talking about?

go bag. go. bag.

Infactuated??

OH. MY. GOD.

I should try and fit in another massage. That seems like a really excellent idea.

Also I need a snack. A snack is another really excellent idea.

Ooooooh! I like the one with stars!

I need yarn. I’m going to need to knit while I’m on leave. I will have to order yarn.

But which pistol to take? That is the question.

‘Health insurance has been outlawed, replaced with a welfare program that has been renamed “insurance.”‘

but. but. oh dear.

If it looks like a duck …

hmmm

What happens next will … what happens next will … what happens next will … GARGH.

How many minutes? Too big a question.

If you KNOW you’re going to miss your appointment, call and reschedule. Don’t just NOT show up.

Too many chevrons. Really. Back away, ladies.

Hmm. Interesting take on this new Cash song. Definitely not the direction I would have gone, but some pretty stunning imagery, nevertheless.

I love this kid’s story.

Absolutely nothing to do with free markets and absolutely everything to do with government regulation. Because safe ketchup, people. Safe ketchup.

too too too

Protein

Rain rain rain rain rain beautiful rain!

The photos from that new TV series Battle Creek? The one that’s allegedly set in Battle Creek? Yeah, they don’t look a whole lot like Battle Creek. Why not film IN Battle Creek instead of LA for crying out loud?

Honestly, it’s not like Battle Creek is a hotbed of nefarious criminal activity anyway.

I have no idea what happened to that thing. None whatsoever.

I can’t be bothered to be sorry about it.

Chances are better than good that that is not something we’re ever going to be a part of.

I kinda dig this thingie. Consolidate all that crap in mah bag.

I just don’t think the Big Lebowski is as phenomenal a film as everyone else thinks it is.

Whaaaa? So they’re making a mini series out of the film? (Now THAT was a kick ass film)

I’d really like a nap. I should put that on my schedule or something.

ARGH. Surely the level of stupid on this Earth is wildly disproportionate to the size of the population.

Seriously. I’m kind of choking on the stupid today. It’s definitely worse than usual.

This should be a nice, quiet, rainy, stress free day. Instead it’s devolved into the ridiculous.

I think I might actually have reached Girl Scout Cookie saturation level. To the freezer with you!

Yeah, that just about sums it up.

“It may be hard for an egg to turn into a bird: it would be a jolly sight harder for it to learn to fly while remaining an egg. We are like eggs at present. And you cannot go on indefinitely being just an ordinary, decent egg. We must be hatched or go bad.” C. S. Lewis

so. much. dumb.

I have no opinion about the missing plane at all. So move along, Lost people.

I do have many opinions about this rib. Ooph.

Oh wouldja look at that bruise? It’s epic. Epic, I tell you.

Who wants to go to Target with me?

Who wants to drive me to Target?

Who wants to come and hose down my porch and driveway? That would be really really awesome.

Despite all evidence to the contrary.

I don’t know about music today. I don’t think I can help you. I’m so sorry.

I think I have a headache.

oh wait yes. i wonder if you

Rarely is the question asked …

dammit dammit dammit

What the hell? I’m suddenly being inundated with game requests on FB. Stoppit! Stoppit now!

like a disease

Um. Now I could be wrong. But, I’m pretty sure that has WAY more to do with crazy antivaxers like Jenny McCarthy than with Fox News. I’m pretty sure I’m not wrong.

I should have been a comic book character. Lens Girl.

It’s the one password I can never remember. So weird.

Cullen Bohannon eh? Interesting.

I like the name Cullen.

Yes. It is true. I really need to stop falling.

I’m workin’ on it.