I can’t meet deadlines if I don’t know they exist!!!

Why does my right armpit sweat more than my left?

Oh for crying out

1 month to Halloween!

It’s ok.  I know.  But when you send me a friend request the third time, I’m going to ignore you.

I miss the 9th Doctor.  He was so good.

The police tape did the trick.  Quite productive.

Friday is going to be the longest day ever.

I wish the owls would be here in time.

that is some crazy soft yarn, dan.

35 days to Halloween!

I don’t think you can really call it a “trail” when a 3ft wide path has been cleared and paved.

Cute!  So many things I want to knit.  I need a job where I just knit and take pictures.  Surely that exists.

Oooh!  Ignore the ridiculous #Occupy reference.

Hee.

It’s official.  I cannot complete a single commute without swearing at least once.

829 hours to Halloween!

moving.  not moving.  moving.  not moving.

“Never love anybody who treats you like you’re ordinary.”  I like that.

It’s the flurry of passive aggressive emails that make my day complete.  Really.  It’s fascinating stuff.

meeting meeting meeting meeting meeting

49730 minutes to Halloween!

Why do they call it canning when they’re putting it in jars?

It’s going to kill me.  I’m exhausted.

i love you more than the master race

I fucking hate blister packs.

Did she have that look on her face like she just ate something nasty?

I am choosing to let this go.  I cannot handle this sustained amount of stress.  It’s not healthy.

Looking for my Zen.  Ah yes … that’ll do.

2983790 seconds to Halloween!

Well, it’s not exactly the happiest of subjects.

Ohhhhh kaaaaaay

I just never know what to make of Thomas Jane.  I thought he was an interesting Frank Castle.  That’s as far as I’ve gotten with it.  I mean I just look at his feet and think “He’s going to get ring worm!”  But that’s probably the mom in me.  As for the rest of it.  I just don’t know.

But this is awesome.  I really love Damian Lewis, I’ve been a fan for years.  And I think he does a phenomenal job in Homeland.  How cool for him!

My costume this year is so fantastic.  It’s a shame there isn’t a party to wear it to.  But I’ll wear it to work.  I always wear a costume to work.

I swear I just heard him say, “I used to be a man.”

stuff.  things.

An.  Not a.

Just in cases.

Don’t touch my ears.  I will take you down.

It requires a certain amount of complexity.

I am intrigued.

No fun mail today.  le sigh.

I’m feeling a trifle snubbed on this whole mix tape trade off.  Still waiting on my disc.  Such lameness.

ARGH.  You’re teaching grammar courses and your grammar is WRONG on your help page!  ARGH!!!!!

How do you list all that?  I don’t even know where to begin.

Oh joy.  4 1/2 hours of CPR/AED training.  Good times.

It’s still not gonna get me a raise.

I think I should get a vote as well.

Brrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

I do so love a good strawberry banana smoothie.

I’m kind of really loving the new Amanda Palmer album.  Good stuff.  (Click with discretion)

we could we could we could

I’m not on the clock!  I’m not on the clock!

If I had a smart phone I probably wouldn’t even use the phone aspect.

Oh that’s attractive.  I’d like to reach the season where I’m not armpit sweaty now please.

Stephen King wrote a sequel to the Shining?  That seems … odd.

Interesting.

I don’t care.  I’m not a Stephen King fan.

I hope this protein bar doesn’t suck.

Yay!  Done early!  I’m totally qualified to save your life now.  Mouth to mouth and all that.  Please freshen your breath.

Fuck yeah Wednesday!

Oh my God.  This might be the best protein bar I’ve ever eaten.

Don’t eat those Luna bars.  They taste like latex paint.

You’re trying too hard.

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.  Avast, ye skurvy dogs.

I spilled my tea all over my seat.  And then I had to sit on it.

I was unable to catch the International Space Station this morning, though I looked.

I’ve found that most people who claim they are not generalizing are generally generalizing.  In general.

I am mighty.

Why yes, the dishwasher is broken again.  Why no, complaining to me every 30 minutes is not going to get it fixed any faster.

Oh!  You’ll like this.

You really need to do something about your website being broken all the time.  Kids can’t do their work if your website is broken all the time.

I really cannot stand Phillip Seymour Hoffman.

I don’t know how I’m going to survive this semester.

There’s a dunk tank out there!

So will you be wearing that in the traditional way, then?

You do not have the right not to be offended.

How is it so late already?

TARDIS.  That’s what I need.  Course if I had a TARDIS, I wouldn’t really need to finish school …

Gosh, I dunno.  Next thing you know they’ll be wantin’ to vote and own land.

Walter needs a goat.

Oy.  So boring.

I don’t care what anyone says, I like Dwight Yoakam.

Oh!  I do get a vote!

This is awesome.  I don’t watch these shows, but this girl is incredible.  And I love this song, it’s one of my all time faves.

Seems to me that when your nation’s embassies are attacked, one of your nation’s ambassadors is sodomized and murdered, you’d, I don’t know, take a more somber approach to things for a while.  This administration is a disgrace.

Some holidays are coming up and stuff.  You should buy yourself something pretty.  Or your mom.  Buy your mom something pretty.

I’m sorry, I’m fresh out of men in kilts.

I need to order that yarn.

Bless me!

Again!

Oh brother.

I realized yesterday that I haven’t taken a sick day since March.

Must. Read. Chapter.  Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight now.

How is it Wednesday again already?

Meet.

What do you have against goats?

I dunno, seems to me that Neitzsche was kind of an asshole.

I like Miley’s new hair.

Christian Bale keeps doing nice stuff for people.  If he’s not careful I’ll almost not think he’s an asshole any more.

Well, I’ll say this:  this job is never boring.

New Zen.  Wonderful.  This is good.

I am actually kind of liking the fact that I can’t look at the interwebs all day.  It reduces my chances of being pissed off by stupid people by about 78%.

I did not win an AR15 today.

world standard.

I feel like shooting something.

Taking the goat for a walk.

PSYOP

Oh.  Yes, please.

So much to read.

I think I’m going to have to actually leave the building every day at a set time if I want to get an actual lunch.  It’s not like I have a door I can close.  I’m not sure they’ll appreciate my putting up police tape.

No, really.  Do not fucking cross.

Doesn’t mean I’m the devil.

A new monkey!

Measure!

Something must be done.  And soon.

These boots are adorable.  I need them in my size.

Cool and rainy tomorrow.  Yay!

But you’ve already lost.  Just go home.

Oops.  We should probably eat dinner.

I could do a book.  A book would be good.  Probably I’d be the only one to buy it though.

Well.  It may not be a fan club, but it works.

Oh Walter.  Goats don’t get to come in the house.

Probably not the best thing to read after lunch.  It will put you right to sleep.

Call me crazy but I’ve always secretly rooted for Rachel and Trent to get together.

If I ever do get rich, the first thing I’m buying is a pair of $300.00 cowboy boots.

Wow.  My whole house would fit in your living room.

Crickets ooze pus from their mouths to scare you.  ~ Today’s entomology lesson from Miss W.

Miss W is singing a song about “I’m not a vegetarian, I’m a dessertarian.”

Glue sticks go bad!

I really need to finish this damn map.

W is quizzing me on the state capitals.  This is serious business.

I need to

Wow, I know more state capitals than I thought.

Tallahassee?!?

Build a robot.  Forget about Skynet.

I like the 9th, thank you.  Yes.  The 9th.  Total Zen.

Will it be less crazy?  I am not holding my breath.

So many meetings.  Must cut budget.

It’s actually pretty liberating.

Every time I sit down, I have to get back up.  I can’t get anything done.

I am so tired of that phrase “baby bump.”  That needs to end already.

Ooooh gloom!

Itchy.

I need an extended vacation.  Like a year.  Or ten.

Argh.  Why is the website not working?  I need to see the course catalog.

I’ve felt like I’ve had to sneeze pretty much constantly for two days straight.  I only sneeze occasionally, though still more than usual.  The sensation of needing to sneeze without actually sneezing needs to stop right freaking now.

A gay rainbow puppy factory.

Holy balls of heck.

I need a snack.

I really don’t want anything to do with that organization.

Achoo!

Process, damn you!  Process!

I would like to go home now please.

I think I’ve looked at the interwebs twice today and both of those things were work related.

Oh no.  None of this lounging about in pajamas all day.  There are just some things I will not tolerate.

OK, there are a lot of things I will not tolerate.  I’m not big on the tolerance.  This is probably why I don’t go out much.

I don’t think this water tastes very good.  And it’s not terribly cold.

I think this geology class will be fun.  But it’s the politics of genocide class that I’m really looking forward to.

Response from the chair: “Thank you for letting me know about your concerns.”  It was rather anticlimactic.

Wow, I’m starving.

How can we really still have two whole entire days left in this week?  Surely that must somehow be in defiance of the laws of physics or a disruption of the space time continuum.  Surely I have lived an entire week already.

Oh no.  Really.  No one needs to see that.  Ever.

Miss W is being awfully sweet to me.  I’m not going to question it.

That map is HUGE!

I like colored pencils.

I’ve become addicted to reading books on my tablet that still does not have a name.  It’s so much easier to knit and read that way.

I should probably get the mail.

Ameboid protazoan.  WordPress thinks I spelled those wrong.

I don’t know how you could possibly tell if that was two thirds.  What a ridiculous way to vote.

I think the tablet that does not have a name needs a reboot.

It’s a super secret.  I’ll never tell.

Stupid not raining gloom turning into sun.  Bah humbug.

Not stinky!

Making this book is more complicated than it should have been.

Cranapple can’t take the place of Diet Coke.  It’s so much more expensive.

Yes, it is true.  I quit the Diet Coke.  Where’s my medal?

I also accept cash prizes.