all i had was you and all you had was me
~tom waits, martha

I’m starving.

Friday is Veteran’s Day.  Thank a vet, dammit.

Ring.  Thing.

There may not.

International.

I haven’t had a mix tape in a while.  I could use one of those.  CD.  Whatever.

Beast.

You are unable to whisper.  So just bite your tongue.

This semester may kill me.

Bedeviled.

Let the devil in your home.

Leave an hour early on Friday?  Ok.  Of course I still have to work Saturday.  Sigh.

Where are you?

tired.

Voodoo.

Gotta be.

If anyone on this earth needs this, it is me.

I am moving decidedly slower today.

Wow.  That is a serious lot of money.

Special.

When you’re not.

Communist.

I need some cowboy boots.

Wile.

Heh.  Oops.

I don’t know what that is, but it smells like My Little Pony just farted all over the room and it’s gross.  Fake strawberry nastiness.

Celebrities.  I’ll shoot them.  They pay well.

Tiny words.

Such a strange day.  Windy and sunny but gloomy and chilly.  Today is having an identity crisis.

Everybody

Rage against that machine, there, baby.

Twenty Bucks?!?!?

Beguile.

Why do you hate otters?

la la la i can’t hear you la la

poke poke poke poke poke

Appalling.

Dammit.  Babies.  So cute and snuggly.

Ghost faucet.

Straight cookies.  What?

It’s giganomous!

Couldn’t, wouldn’t.

You probably think

No!  No Christmas songs!  It’s too soon!

The hours and the …

Poultry.  Bugs.  Community service.

I need a caramel thinger.  When was the last time I had a chai and a cheese danish?  Oh I remember the last time I had a chai.  It was in Baltimore.

I do not understand women who put their purses on the floor in the bathroom.

Hours, only.

I’m too busy for news this time of year.  I’m having political withdrawals.

I like the idea of hotels.  In execution not so much.  I have a hard time sleeping there.

Don’t be such a patronizing bitch.

I don’t think I

Don’t

No!  Some jackass just opened a window.

I could use a dance party.

If I liked chocolate covered cherries, I’d totally expect these for Valentine’s Day.

I keep typing 2021 instead of 2012.

Blame it on Dan of the Dead.

11022011

I can’t make my 2 backwards.

Ok, now open the window.  It’s a little stuffy in here.

Little skullie earrings!  Yay!!

I honestly have no idea what she’s talking about.

My costume was not accurate.  I am aware.  I wasn’t going to a Trek convention, I was going trick or treating.  Take a breath.

I’m all over the place with the soundtrack today.

That woman is deranged.

My hair is growing!  My hair is growing!

Poultry.  I have enough poultry.

I don’t think I was supposed to get that email.

You’re such a lurker.

It’s about the hours I suppose.

Oooh that was creepy!

Getting tired of that smarter not harder catch phrase.

Everything will be fine.

Alternate universes.

Bitter.

That is entirely too much work for a cocktail.  Just hand me some Scotch.

That’s not food.

Chainsaws and barbed wire kisses.

How many days til Chris Isaak?  Can’t wait can’t wait can’t wait!!!!!

You can dance if you want to.