You are a stakeholder in your own safety and security!
Active Shooter training update! Whee! Learn how to effectively throw staplers at a shooter. Since all the evidence does not actually show that an active shooter is generally only stopped by a bystander with a pistol or suicide. Right.
That is going to be painful.
I think David Tennant should avoid facial hair, as a rule.
Awareness + Action = Prevention!
I will be happy to be settled. Right now I feel like I’m sleeping in a hotel.
Some people are just naturally quiet and like being alone.
Apparently I am not actually in the mood for the Once More With Feeling soundtrack.
I hope the internet is hooked up tomorrow. That’d be nice.
The turkey has landed!
I still say it sounds like a fake name.
Lara Croft style. I can live with that.
Having this training right after lunch is a terrible idea.
Bleah. Here we go.
Stop interrupting me!
I could be a threat assessment expert.
Do not huddle together for safety!
I’m kinda hungry.
Oatmeal. I do not like oatmeal. I do like oatmeal cookies.
Michael Fassbender is nice. I’m still a little partial to Daniel Craig though, I think.
Yes, I do love Vince Guaraldi, but it’s not even Thanksgiving yet!!!!
Oh Lord. Thanksgiving. I am insane.
I do make a damn good turkey. I also make fantastic mac and cheese. But it’s my desserts that are the real draw.
Webmail is sucking today.
Look at your life through the lens of survival!
I think we’re short today.
More things to find places for. We need some sort of incense something or other. It’s still kind of musty.
I don’t know. I wouldn’t mess with him.
Inferiority complex. Yep.
Stop being cranky. It’s wearing me down.
Well. You get the idea.