I don’t know

I don’t have time to knit anything that large.

I don’t even remember writing any of the stuff on that page. It must have been in June.

Somethin’ weird goin’ on there …

Maybe you should behave nicer so I don’t always have to be the bigger person.

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Swiper no

I don’t think Trump should bail her out. She should have to fork over that 20 mil out of her own pocket.

“There’s something going on that we’re missing.”

I don’t think this is an emergency.

I submitted comments. No one will care.

I’m not sure I’d qualify that as academic freedom.

I am so far behind. So. Very. Far.

How is it even possible for a calendar to be this full?

I want the record to show

Shit. There was entirely too much going on today.

I can knit a hat though. That’s simple.

This campus needs a director of spiritual wellness and that director needs to be me.

Um. Who do you think is going to pay that membership fee, lady? You make WAY more money than the rest of us.

Penguin cookies!

Dued. You can’t put that spoon back in the drawer after fondling it for 10 minutes. Come on.

I want like 78% of the clothes on their website. Why am I not disgustingly wealthy?

Mistakes were made.

I don’t have subtitles.

I just really do not like that girl.

Why don’t you just print it out then?

Look, sometimes, any light is too much light.

Dammit Spotify!

Why did I did this?

I give up.

Wait. Did I do that last week?

It’s just the migraine speaking.

Probably.