I totally forgot what I was going to say.

I legit thought “I’ma buy this Burt’s Bees lip stuff and I’ma hate it, but let’s just give it a try.” And wouldn’t you know it? I don’t hate it. I might kinda dig it. We shall see how it performs longterm.

Cool. A mess and a migraine. My lucky day.

I guess now we wait.

I’m not converting, that’s all I have to say about that.

“Here are 12 curses you can put on anyone you know who voted Republican or MAGA!”

Hypocrites are everywhere …

I just saw a kid fall down the death stairs in the student center. He’s fine.

I don’t like this light headedness AT ALL.

I wish I had some pizza.

“Moreover, he didn’t understand this as his own personal reaction.” I feel like this describes so many people in their approach to political action.

Poor Carlyle.

When you say “shatter-proof” do you mean plastic? You just mean plastic, don’t you? Just say plastic. Gross.

Ruled by a mob mired in cognitive dissonance. Good times.

I am going to jail today.

… alone in a room with a view

I think my head is going to fall off my body. Spontaneous decapitation.

I did not enjoy using that loaner pen.

It is way too fucking loud in this room.

Not a single glimmer of recognition.

Cosmopolitan learning. HAHAHAHAHA

Federation!

This all seems very STEMy, is this at all useful for humanities research?

I thought she said “high fructose computing.” She did not.

Crap I forgot the name of that thing.

Ope. We’re not doing anything right now. Let’s sleep. Listening? Nope. That’s doing nothing. You must sleep now.

I don’t know what that means.

No, this will not be at all useful for my research, in fact. This was not a good use of my time.

If I start yawning I won’t be able to stop.

I used to bite my tongue metaphorically. Now I literally bite my tongue to keep myself awake.

Cider and donuts!

How is this gum already cashed.

I’m glad I didn’t pay academia prices for this book that is falling to pieces.

That was probably not the best idea I have ever had.

I don’t like the use of the word “report” in that context. It’s so clinical.

These books do seem to pile up, don’t they?