old marrieds get rained on at the county fair

I don’t care, I think it’s cute.

Do you believe in ghosts?

I think it’s a Mark Lanegan sort of day.

Fabricate.

Newspaper hats.  More comfortable than tin foil.

I don’t care what anyone says, I love Armageddon.

What do riots ever accomplish but tragedy?

Locked out.  Again.  Whee.

I need more RAM!

If there’s one thing the world does not need, it’s another remake.  Especially when that remake is Dirty Dancing.  It’s time to put Baby in a corner.

Sniff.  Stupid SyFy.  Stupid changing your name to SyFy.  Stupid weird cable 6 episode seasons of Eureka.  Stupid canceling Eureka after season 5.  Stupid SyFy.

And on that note, you need a Colin Ferguson break.  mmmmmmm.

It thinks it wants to rain.

How can she be 18 already?  (via my pal Amanda)

It’s not hot in here.  It’s not even 70 degrees outside.  ARGH!

Achy joints.

Your chips are so LOUD.  Irksome.

Mocking the elderly is an invitation to some pretty bad karma.

Hedgehogs are even cuter in person than in photos.  Dying of the cuteness kind of cute.

I was …

Maddening.

Yonder.

Oops.  Late for lunch.

I love this hoodie.  I remember the days before they were called hoodies.

That was much easier than I thought it would be.

This borrowed Zune is repeating itself.

Funny how –

I know.

Fruitless endeavors.  Try not to think too hard about the point of it all.

It’s awfully quiet when you’re away.

That lady is crazy.

Yes, please, thank you.

It just disappears.  I don’t know why.  Yes, it’s weird.  Give me more RAM!

Interesting.  I don’t have a smart phone and I don’t go to Starbucks, but just about everyone I know out there does so check it out.  The phrase “social experiment” always makes me cringe a little.

Well.  Tragedy and Photoshop smart assery.

Shadow.  Of the season.

That’s not weird.  That’s not weird at all.

Food.  Hungry.

I.

The last time I looked at the clock it was 2:00.  My alarm went off at 5:30.  So tired I could cry.

Slow motion me.

This book is really good.  You should read it.

Meat is good for you.  Humans have eaten meat for thousands of years for a reason.

I hope Cowboys & Aliens comes to the cheap theater soon.  I can’t wait to see it.

hot cold hot cold hot cold

consequence.

Are you lookin’ at my face?

Since I can’t remember when …

I’ve never actually seen Shark Week.

When my brain is tired I transpose numbers.  That’s not a good thing.

severity.

But how much IS the extension fee?

I think I might be too tired for random thoughts.

Rugs in perspective.

Well that’s useless.

Lucky duck.

Alibris has always been food to me.  Wait.  No it hasn’t.  It has always been good to me.

Ahhhhhhh sleep deprivation.

Overheard in my office: “Not everybody can have a rottweiler in their pants.”

Thinger.

Noooooo speakerphone!  Noooooooo!

I keep dropping my pencil.

More of a luke warm mess, really.

protocol.

Thought that I was …

I’m so tired.

Noon!

Did I miss something entirely in some previous season of True Blood involving that eerie ass doll?  Because that whole doll thing this season just seems incredibly random.

Yes, they should still teach cursive in schools.  Everyone should learn cursive.  What happens when you need to sign your name if you don’t learn cursive?  You just print it out?  Classy.

Distract-o-rama.

I can’t find the period key ……………….

I just can’t ever hear the phrase “fish taco” without feeling slightly queasy.  Just ick.

No, I don’t think that rule has changed.  If it has, no one told me.  I cannot be held responsible.

Responsibible.

Loon.

There is no way on this earth I’m making it to the gym tonight.

etiquette.

Awwww, do I hafta?

I dunno, I think bunk beds are awesome.

Stuff for sale – we have it.

I’m sorry, I just can’t bring myself to say we HAS it.  It’s just wrong.

Cruel.  The clock on the wall is an hour fast.  Evil.

Stupid pony dogs.

My pencil has gone dull.

“You are posting comments too quickly.  Slow down.”

demeanor.

Repeater.

I’m trying to remember what I liked about her.  I cannot.

I wish there was a zombie 5k here.  Traverse City is too far away.  I’d only be in it for the t shirt.  And the brains.

mmmmbrainsmmmmm

Apparently I am not in the mood for the Gutter Twins.

Don’t even.  It ended up being so much longer than expected.

It’s the gravitational conundrum, you see.  It’ll get you every time.