Wasn’t this a Philip K. Dick story?
ARGH I’m not that kind of researcher. CITI training is so booooooooooooring.
OK, I don’t need nearly this many text messages from you.
Hey I’ma be in a commercial! Cool.
I freely admit to you I kinda want a Waylon Jennings virus mask.
Still utterly uninterested in and kind of anti-vaccine, thanks.
“we are reviewing to better understand the situation and to take any appropriate next steps.” APPROPRIATE NEXT STEPS?? Are you fucking serious? The ONLY appropriate next step is to fully reinstate this faculty member with an embarrassed apology. This is in no way helping anyone. This is sheer lunacy.
I love that Peter Wingfield from Highlander, on whom I will have an eternal crush, is a cardiologist now.
I just think requiring an abstract for a 1 1/2 page paper is a little extreme.
Oh man, Revenge is a good movie. Of course it was a good novella too.
For the love of all that is holy stop referring to yourself in the third person. JESUS.
I don’t know WTF decided to bring Care Bears back. And I don’t really know why I find it so bloody irritating. But this? This is a Care Bear Stare too far.
Seriously. That’s just wrong. I didn’t even read the description.
I don’t really wear shoes any more, so whenever I go out, after about 20 minutes my feet are all “Tha fuck is this shit?”
Instagram doesn’t give a shit about my sock drawer.
Teachers really love Mo Willems. Even teachers who think his name is Mo Williams.
Jesus, these kids might as well be in an MMOC.
Worst telling of Harold and the Purple Crayon ever.
This is how you talk to students? Really? You probably should not have chosen elementary school.
I can’t post this today.
‘In case you’re taking notes: In order to further the mission of “inclusion” it is important to hold segregated events in which college students are separated from one another based solely on the color of their skin. This used to be called “racism,” but today it is considered “social justice.“‘
I just keep hearing Ralph Wickham’s voice. “I’m helping!”
Way to go, GVSU.
I need a Billy Squier t-shirt.
Man my head hurts today.
And my hypersomnia is in hyperhyper drive.
I no longer serve any actual purpose.
Stop demanding a vaccine. Why are you so foolish?
sleep in our clothes and wait for
It’s straight up cold in The Geekery. LOVING IT.
fuck it, you know?
Happy Birthday, Old Man.