This photo’s not so old. I did not have time to do anything with photos last night so …
It’s still just a fifth wheel. I do like the design elements though. I’d love those floors in my house. And the stair storage is dreamy.
John Lithgow still creepin’ me out.
I’m going to spend the rest of my life trying to find my zen. Dammit.
I had nothing to lose, so I went for it. What the hell.
I have no motivation. At all.
Jesus. Who pays $180 for a tea kettle?
What is wrong with my eye today?
Maybe I need a Biggby. Maybe.
I don’t have anyone to share my BOGO coupon with. That’s kind of sad.
I should just gut my house. Get rid of all the crap. Well not all of it. A lot of it. I need a giant dumpster.
I tried watching the Chris Isaak Show again, and it just has not held up for me, despite my love for Chris.
My chair is making weird noises. It’s probably haunted.
I think I might be feeling melancholy today.
Hello, protein shake. Why can you not taste more like a donut?
More caffeine please.
how dead is dead
I wasn’t there. I don’t know what happened.
I have never even heard of that band.
There may be something to this fanny pack rebirth.
Wow. This was literally a deleted scene from Fire Walk With Me. Hilarious.
Man. Facebook makes me tired.
I really just don’t want to proofread your crap anymore. Find someone else to do it.
Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy is this day not over yet? Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?
Those aren’t platforms, they’re wedges.
I would like to go away and never come back now please.
This just in: Hipster mom thinks she invented the staycation.
Peas are awful. Because they are.
You should rethink that stache, dude.
Is that retirement deal tomorrow?
I do love me some Americana.
That sounds like a euphemism. But it isn’t.
It’ll be here Friday.
I am a little on the hungry side.
I’m not at all interesting today.
One leather jacket, one Sasquatch.