Fuck. I utterly forgot about the BoT schedule.
I don’t really understand the Lizzo thing.
It’s shocking how many of these positions are requiring Master’s degrees when it clearly isn’t Master’s level work.
Quite sure I’ve said that before.
I have to relearn this stupid keyboard apparently.
My pants smell weird. Again.
This. Isn’t. Working.
Stop saying sportsball. You sound like a pretentious hipster who thinks you’re better than everyone else.
ARGH More new people. I don’t do well with new people.
That is not helpful.
No thank you.
I just do not get excited about knitting the way I used to. Thanks SJW mob.
Why is everybody always trying to make Finland sound so great?
I really truly deeply do not like my job.
Wow. Selling Alaska to the Russians. That’s even better than Guam capsizing.
I see the Psychedelic Furs are spending much of their US tour in Florida and Arizona. Where all the retirees are.
I don’t understand air plants.
Romeo and Juliet is not a romantic story.
Nice. Now I can’t read the Post Millennial without an account. I’m about done with you, internet.
Offered dream position. New budget model rips it out of my hands. I FUCKING HATE EVERYTHING.
I’ve woken up with this song in my head every day for weeks. WEEKS.
Maybe I’ll just end every sentence with a repeated phrase in all caps for emphasis. MAYBE.
My two hour meeting this afternoon just got canceled. So I got that goin’ for me I guess.
Well I guess this is going to be a short one. My suddenly free afternoon got filled with other crap. Of course.
OK, I definitely don’t think this is the right med for me.
Wow, she unfollowed all of my accounts. See ya.
My teeth hurt.
I borrowed it from the University of Michigan. I don’t think anyone’s ever checked it out before.
I can’t figure out how to do this.
I’m going to go drink now.