I keep getting spam for singles over 50 in my area.
I won the pickle.Â Mister said I’d never win the pickle.Â I said I’d never win the pickle.Â I won the stupid pickle.
I could use another 12 hours of sleep.
I learned a new word today, thank you Thaddeus McCotter.Â Anile.
She’s not talking about horses.Â I thought she was talking about horses.Â She’s talking about snowmobiles.Â That was weird.
There is nothing to do.Â I hate being at work with nothing to do.
I think it’s just about time to read Sense and Sensibility again.
I think Powers Boothe looks like Gregory Peck.Â But Gregory Peck is more attractive.
Woman on the other side of this very large room has now said into the phone “You’ve gotta be shittin’ me” 5 times.Â Probably you should keep it down.Â Make that 8 times.
Super mega clearance plus coupon at Old Navy dot com and nothing I like in my size.Â Probably a good thing.
I think Miss W wants to read the Chronicles of Narnia.Â That would be good.Â The only one I ever read was The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe and it’s been about 25 or so years.
Why do people refer to French Press as if it’s the beverage?
Rhetoric.Â Hyperbole.Â Pretension.Â Hypocrisy.
The release date on the new Dresden was changed.Â Sigh.
Maybe I can do homework and take a quiz.Â I really don’t think anyone would care.
I’ve never been to Georgia.
I’m pretty ordinary.Â Most people who claim to be something other are usually pretty ordinary.
I think I need a Sprite.
My keyboard needs a trip through the dishwasher.Â Disgusting.
I freaking love this blog.
Animal Crackers should always come in boxes.
I may have a Diet Coke problem, it’s true.Â But it’s better than a crack problem.Â Or a cookie problem.Â Or a mini Krackel problem.
Residual migraine med dizziness.Â Catches me off guard.Â Whoo!
Coincidences are rarely as interesting as you’d think they’d be.
I think I need a haircut.
Dammit.Â I’m going to have to shoot that group photo again.
My spam filter cracks me up.
This is beauty.
I still dress like a tom boy most of the time.Â I can’t give up my Docs.Â Well I could if someone were to purchase me a kick ass rockabilly wardrobe.
I wish I had Mary Louise Parker’s hair.
Yodeling astounds me.
Sometimes I wish very much that we could just pack up and move very far away.
Sometimes I wish we lived on a ranch.
I have a teeny crush on Nick Gillespie but I suspect I’m not Libertarian enough for him.
I miss Millennium.
It’s ok.Â Really.
Upon hearing this song for the first time ever, I must share.Â So good. Thank you, redhead.
Dear God.Â Today’s sign of the apocalypse – Backstreet Boys and New Kids on the Block are touring this summer.Â Together.Â Shudder.
Eating animal crackers reminds me of being pregnant.
I never dated Charles Manson.