nobody here but us chickens

Random Wednesday

This doesn’t seem to be working.

Something is killing the chickens.

It’s not “hoocha momma”, Nosy McWaddlePants.  It’s “hoochIE”.  Best if you just not talk at all.

Who decided to call it “spin” class?  Because I think that’s kind of a dumb name.

Redundancy.  Reiteration.  Repetition.  Except it’s iteration.

I got stuck in the thicket.  I had bare legs.

I’m going to have to go with “no” on that one.

In all seriousness, if Obama is somehow reelected, I may lock myself in my room and cry for days.

I swear she just said “Go into your bat cave, baby girl.”

Is that a real monkey?

Skirt weather!

DS9 was my favorite.

I’ll repeat myself for good things.  I don’t mind that.  I should have been more specific.

Most of the time it just feels like I’m talking to myself.

That is one seriously odd duck.  Which is A OK with me.

Yes.  I very much do want to see Cowboys & Aliens.  Have I mentioned this?  Daniel Craig is so lunchable.  I could live without Olivia Wilde.

I wish my hair would grow faster.

The other day.  We always say that.  We never specify which other day.

You let the devil in your home … piss and moan.

Now they’re trying to recall Jase Bolger.  Ridiculous.  I like Jase Bolger.  I voted for him.  I would vote for him again.

I would like to work at home.  I’m sure the people I work with would like it if I worked at home too.

I’m fairly certain they’ll be turning on the air conditioning today.

You can’t answer the question by arguing semantics.

It’s so nice that after three years you still can’t remember my name.

You Cut 2.0.  I like it.

This was just posted to fb.  This is my grandpa.  He broke his leg making a required jump once because he was hungover.

It’s all subjective.  Historically.

I bet you a penny.

Not talking.  Not talking.  Not talking.


Just because they put snacks out doesn’t mean you have to eat them.  Don’t eat the chocolate and then complain about being fat.


And there it is.  I’m really growing to just hate air conditioning altogether.

Disconsolate.  Lamentable.

I really wish people would stop sexualizing everything.  It’s creepy and gross.

Underbelly sighting.  Gack.  Also creepy and gross.

20 dollars!  Sweet!  “If that’s not Jesus telling you good job for exercising, I don’t know what is!!!”

I’m Batman!  Do not question Batman!

From an evolutionary stand point she shouldn’t even exist.  This is not what one might call “survival of the fittest”.



I miss Giles.

Dear lord, stop cracking your gum.

I don’t really care if Miss Pippa was sunbathing topless.  I mean really.  Royals are so weird.

Yes.  Yes I am eating a bologna sandwich at 3:50.  So what?

All that cycling to nowhere.

“My roommate is going for a run, but she’s only going to run so far and then she’s going to have me come pick her up.” … Maybe this is a dumb question, but why doesn’t she run half as far as she was planning to, and then turn around and run home?

It’s not like this is the naked lady car wash.

I keep thinking tomorrow is Friday.  I’m disappointed over and over again.

In all actuality, I have never been appreciated for what I am.


1 Comment

  1. ScottO

    I appreciate you for what I see, and yet I’m sure you are more than that.

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