Happy Anniversary, Mister.Â You’re the best husband ever.
Bumper sticker on my way to work: “Annoy a conservative, think for yourself” … If more people thought for themselves, there would be a lot more conservatives in this world.
Goodreads should have a negative star rating.
Direct democracy cannot work on a national level, there are simply too many people.Â That’s why this is a republic with a representative democracy.
Why do people whistle?Â Particularly people who are completely, tragically, tone deaf.
The trouble is.Â the trouble is.Â I don’t know what to
Little pumpkins that taste like candy corn.Â I don’t even like candy corn.
Your odd syllabic emphases are annoying.Â And wrong.
That hug was just exactly what I needed.Â Thank you.
Oooooh baby!Â I miss babies.
Make up your MIND.Â ARGH.
Mental.Â Dangerously close to mental.
My shoes are stinky.
I don’t want my lunch.Â I’ll eat it.Â But it’s not what I want.
I think the windows are closed and no one has turned on the AC.Â Oh no!!!Â It’s the Apocalypse and no one told me!
I don’t have fun stuff to share with you today.
Oh crap.Â Is that meeting today?Â It’s going to suck.
This world needs more mad scientists.
Oh good.Â Fewf! as Miss W would say.Â No meeting today.
I get over there.Â I look around.Â And I don’t know where to start.Â So I end up standing there thinking I shouldn’t even be there in the first place, she should, and it’s just messed up that she’s not.Â And I just miss her.
Damn.Â That is one seriously chirpy bird.
Like like like like like like like like.Â Sigh.
Just go along.
Don’t let it kill you.
I might have missed it.
I have a photo to shoot.
You should have read the words.
He’s not the Big Blue Bug of social justice.