Cold and rainy.Â Blustery.Â Fall.
I miss Millennium.
There has been a distinct lack of Halloween in my fall.Â This must be remedied.
Conferences.Â Oh yay.
This office isn’t even like high school.Â It’s like middle school.Â It’s ridiculous.
Wouldn’t you like to see something strange?
Way to completely misinterpret what was said.Â Nice.
What happened to “smarter not harder”?
I can’t handle the smell of peanut butter in the morning.
I wish I had one of those caramel apple thingers.
Do I want to try and walk in this madness?Â Or should I just get some reading done for class?Â I can’t decide!!!
I want to walk, but I’d better read.Â Le sigh.
I can’t believe you didn’t put it in your carry on.Â It should never have left your sight!!!
People of the world!Â I know this will come as a shock to you, but Detroit is not, in fact, the only city in Michigan.
I was going to say something and have completely forgotten what it was.Â I hate that.
Where is my phone?
This week is just one boot to the head after another.Â I surrender already.
I have a plan.
Why does it smell like berries in here?Â It’s giving me a headache.
I really need an office.
Um.Â How do you pull a muscle while you’re sleeping?
An apple a day is delicious.
I’m getting tired of bologna.
We always keep them there.
I don’t like my gloves.
I completely got the time wrong.
I give it two severed thumbs up.