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Random Wednesday – Winter Storm Edition

detour, pedestrian

Snow.  I’m feeling indifferent.

Not the worst storm ever.  Not fun to drive in at all.

That did not go as expected.

That woman would open a window right now if she could.

I think we all need a Daniel Craig break.

Another paper.  Papers papers papers.

This stupid thing keeps defaulting to italics.  Cooperate!

I’m glad our power didn’t stay off.

blah blah blah blah blah.  Isn’t there some kind of laryngitis curse I can inflict?

Seriously?  She looks like she’s going to clean out her garage and do laundry.  How is that acceptable work wear??

The paper said ’75.

Nothing you have to say is so important that it can’t wait until you’ve swallowed the food in your mouth.  Stop. Talking.

I always type etf and then have to backspace and correct it.  wtf?

Oh, she took the duct tape off.  Window open.

You don’t know.

This is a special kind of hell.

Yeah, that was kinda lame.

Also?  So very tired of all your circle jerk ass kissery.

Homeland is an excellent show.

Are we there yet?

I know.  It’s a departure.

Can you hear me?  Are you out there?

While you were sleeping I …

I tell you miserable things after you are …

Zee plot!  She thickens!

If I knew

I so wish I could just get my entire wardrobe from these guys.

I think my pen is defective.

I think I’m ready for some Vince Guaraldi.

So he says to me, he says “Jimmy!” as though that were my name.

We all need some more of this, I think.

Wait.  There’s a boob fairy?

Bravo McDonald’s!

I think it must be melting.

Do not engage!!!

Ambiguity.

Censored.

Holy shit, Red.  That was the funniest thing I’ve witnessed in way too long.

louder than

Go daddy, go.  I’m gone daddy, gone.

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4 Comments

  1. Bunny

    But they’re so cool.

    • AntiJenX

      i know. we could never be that cool.

  2. red

    That brunette could TOTALLY be you!

    No, really. That’s my name!

    I listened to Vince Guaraldi yesterday 🙂

    • AntiJenX

      i wonder how we could make that happen, jimmy.

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