How do you list all that?  I don’t even know where to begin.

Oh joy.  4 1/2 hours of CPR/AED training.  Good times.

It’s still not gonna get me a raise.

I think I should get a vote as well.


I do so love a good strawberry banana smoothie.

I’m kind of really loving the new Amanda Palmer album.  Good stuff.  (Click with discretion)

we could we could we could

I’m not on the clock!  I’m not on the clock!

If I had a smart phone I probably wouldn’t even use the phone aspect.

Oh that’s attractive.  I’d like to reach the season where I’m not armpit sweaty now please.

Stephen King wrote a sequel to the Shining?  That seems … odd.


I don’t care.  I’m not a Stephen King fan.

I hope this protein bar doesn’t suck.

Yay!  Done early!  I’m totally qualified to save your life now.  Mouth to mouth and all that.  Please freshen your breath.

Fuck yeah Wednesday!

Oh my God.  This might be the best protein bar I’ve ever eaten.

Don’t eat those Luna bars.  They taste like latex paint.

You’re trying too hard.

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.  Avast, ye skurvy dogs.

I spilled my tea all over my seat.  And then I had to sit on it.

I was unable to catch the International Space Station this morning, though I looked.

I’ve found that most people who claim they are not generalizing are generally generalizing.  In general.

I am mighty.

Why yes, the dishwasher is broken again.  Why no, complaining to me every 30 minutes is not going to get it fixed any faster.

Oh!  You’ll like this.

You really need to do something about your website being broken all the time.  Kids can’t do their work if your website is broken all the time.

I really cannot stand Phillip Seymour Hoffman.

I don’t know how I’m going to survive this semester.

There’s a dunk tank out there!

So will you be wearing that in the traditional way, then?

You do not have the right not to be offended.

How is it so late already?

TARDIS.  That’s what I need.  Course if I had a TARDIS, I wouldn’t really need to finish school …

Gosh, I dunno.  Next thing you know they’ll be wantin’ to vote and own land.

Walter needs a goat.

Oy.  So boring.

I don’t care what anyone says, I like Dwight Yoakam.

Oh!  I do get a vote!

This is awesome.  I don’t watch these shows, but this girl is incredible.  And I love this song, it’s one of my all time faves.

Seems to me that when your nation’s embassies are attacked, one of your nation’s ambassadors is sodomized and murdered, you’d, I don’t know, take a more somber approach to things for a while.  This administration is a disgrace.

Some holidays are coming up and stuff.  You should buy yourself something pretty.  Or your mom.  Buy your mom something pretty.

I’m sorry, I’m fresh out of men in kilts.

I need to order that yarn.

Bless me!


Oh brother.

I realized yesterday that I haven’t taken a sick day since March.

Must. Read. Chapter.  Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight now.