wm8450Maybe the red velvet cupcakes will lull them all into submission …

I don’t want to wear my name tag. I hate wearing my name tag. I hear that in some departments they make you wear it all the time.

Sorry, dolls are mostly just creepy.

Thunder storm! Happy jentober!

This is both hilarious and adorable.

Surely I am not the only one who doesn’t find John Barrowman attractive? People get all swoony. I don’t get it.

Are you reading about Kermit Gosnell? Because you should be.

I’m sorry, but if not missing ONE day of church is more important to you than celebrating a pretty major accomplishment in your child’s life, you are not only a terrible parent, but a terrible christian.

I reserve the right to remain indifferent.

tastes like being poor and small and popsicles in summer

I’m disappointed in the lack of pastry.

This is a very tense week. Very. Very very very.

I’m fairly certain that when someone says “It’s nice to meet you” you’re not supposed to reply “Thank you!”

I do not like stroganoff.

Half-O-Ween?!? I can celebrate it twice?!!!?

ah love ewe!

All these gun companies should come to MI.

I love these. Tea and photography – two of my favorite things.

I saw her on campus the other day wearing a short skirt, no tights, and heels. Her ankle had dried blood on it where she had cut herself shaving. She was headed off to lunch with a desperately bearded hipster. It felt like a date. It was too cold for her outfit.

I’m a pattern collecter. I have probably 6 times more patterns than I will ever knit. I might need an intervention.

So tired of hearing about it. Really. I don’t care. So just stop.


I like scones.

What does this button do?

I think he’s nervous.

He actually said esprit de coeur.

Stop swiveling your chair back and forth while you speak. You look like a 12 year old.

you bring out the mean in me

Definitely nervous.

I am just not getting a damn thing done today.

Yep. I could get behind a WWBD tattoo. Or a WWJCD. Probably more like JC. Or just J. No, the other JC. I can see where that would be confusing.

Oh there’s some cool stuff here!



I never saw 300.

Oh Lord. He has Howard Zinn on his “Recommended Reading for Secondary English Teachers” list.

We need a Rand Paul break.

I always forget how uncomfortable these chairs are.

I love Madlibs.

She’s not a dean, she’s a director.

Oh Lord. He’s on about carbon footprints.

I’m not sure I would have paired brown with purple, personally.

Wanna play hangman?

fire and brimstone

Man. Everyone’s having babies.

What the hell is this Bitcoin business? (I’ve been REALLY busy)

My head is killing me.

Bill Janovitz has a new album out. Huh. Going to have to check that out.

Listen, pal. Just because I chose not to walk down the doctoral path doesn’t mean I’m not fully capable of it.

It’s just not that hard if you actually pay even the tiniest bit of attention.

I have gotten exactly NOTHING done today. Shut up. I’m not even being slacktacular.

Maxalt comes in generic now. My wallet is happy. And it’s easy to open too because it comes in a regular bottle, not in a gorram blister pack or might-as-well-be-tyvek package.

it’s just the prescription talkin’

There is nothing quite as piercing to one’s migrainous brain as the incessant CHIRPCHIRPCHIRPCHIRPCHIRP of a turkey chick.


I love this.

This also makes me happy today.

I’ve always wanted one of those Moleskine notebooks. I have no idea why. The kind with the graph paper.

screaming blue cheese!

I’m sorry. I have to vote no on the new Bowie. I know. I’m sad too.

I’m pretty bummed that Christopher Eccleston will not be in the 50th anniversary special. My favorite Doctor.

More tea. Yes, more tea.

Sometimes I don’t catch the typos.



Did I mention that I don’t actually speak French?