This is not a good day. It just isn’t.
Another is slate’s exceptional cleavage.
This fucking computer just randomly rearranges icons on my desk top so I can never. find. ANYTHING.
just eat the fucking burger
“My opponent is taking donations from Washington elitists, Mexican drug mules, and Somali pirates.”
Wouldn’t bread, by definition, NOT be a paleo food?
Once again, I feel compelled to remind the world that Detroit is not the only city in Michigan.
Obviously I’m not an expert, but I’m quite certain that that is a photo of an Aa lava flow. NOT a Pahoehoe.
LC9. That’s the way to go. Feel free to donate to the cause.
I’da been locked up for life a long long time ago.
So. What. This is unintentional parenting???
Man. I don’t know. I don’t think I like it.
1) Understand the difference between Stand Your Ground and Self Defense before offering your opinion about them.
2) It is absolutely hysterical that suddenly liberals everywhere have discovered “The most fundamental of civil rights — the right to life”. I suspect it still doesn’t apply to fetuses, though.
3) There is a difference between killing and murder.
Nope. Still don’t care about Banksy.
It’s too hot for anything but braids this week. Ugh.
Carnies are so spectacularly creepy.
I’d say that’s pretty accurate.
I wonder how the phrase “I’m looking forward to it” became associated with something positive. If an event is in your future, you’re going to be looking forward to it, regardless of whether it’s good or bad, simply because it hasn’t happened yet.
Aw, best yarn bomb ever!
I’d like to take up archery. Maybe I can try out for the Olympics someday like Geena Davis.
Maybe I should leave that to Miss W.
Calling someone a cracker is racist. Plain and simple. White people need to stop making excuses about how it’s OK to be called a cracker. If it’s not OK to call someone the “n” word, it’s not OK to call someone a cracker. Having been called a “cracker bitch,” more than once, I can assure you, it’s straight up racism.
PICK UP YOUR FEET WHEN YOU WALK! You are a grown woman! STOP shuffling!
Heat advisories. Ugh.
My news would be hilariously awesome. And sweary.
“Van Jones posted this.”
“Who is that supposed to be?”
“Martin Luther King, Jr.”
“Fail. MLK did not dress like a slob.”
It’s a shame you never think about her. She’s a lot of fun to hang out with.
Have I ever seen fjords spelled with an i? I must have.
i get a second chance
Oh! There are more episodes now!!! “Because I am naked, I’m the boss.”
Except that the clerk could very easily have had his gun taken away from him by the moron with the bb gun, so … Maybe not quite as cool as some think. The kick in the ass was hilarious though.
Yep. You are not a unique and special snowflake. Get over it.
That is an erroneous error.
Oh good. I’m in that phase where no food sounds good, I don’t want to eat, but I’m hungry, so I have to choke something down. You’d think I’d be able to lose pounds this way, but no.
Here’s what I’m looking forward to: Halloween. Which will be here in 105 days, 19 hours, 41 minutes, and 36 seconds.
Yes, I know you canceled my class. I’m still upset about it. I had the perfect fall schedule and you demolished it. But as I am no longer registered for that class, because you canceled it, I can’t drop it, as you keep asking me to do. So stop asking me to drop it. I can’t drop something that no longer exists.
Good God. Has it seriously been 17 years since the last Mazzy Star album? How am I that old???
Oh how fun! I could use something like that in the back yard. Maybe it would scare the coyotes away.
Oh please, yes, tell me all about what it’s like to be me. I obviously wouldn’t have the slightest idea and I need your insight.
This is officially my least favorite class of all the classes EVER.
“Quanell X, the man who organized the protest, told his followers not to break any laws, nor to touch or harm anyone.”
Well, they didn’t ask queen of what.
Can we just do away with the myth of the “national conversation” once and for all, please?
He’s SO FLUFFY!!!!!!
What is wrong with people? Everything.
“I’m noticing an increasing problem with people confusing “freedom of speech” with “immunity from criticism.” You have a right to speak, not a right never to be criticized when you say stupid things. How is it even possible to conflate the two?”
Ha! I’ve been waiting forever for this to happen.
Funny. I’ve lived in Michigan my entire life and have never noticed an over abundance of Confederate flags flapping merrily from porches.
“follow his leave.” It’s lead, you self hating apologist half wit. Follow his lead.
Why do recipes always call for some tiny “half a cup of buttermilk?” Like I just keep buttermilk laying around. Which I have to restock. Because it goes bad. Argh.
I am hungry. huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuungry
End up locked in a padded cell after your sisters stage an intervention?
I couldn’t tell you.
I’ve only been there twice.
45 minutes to complete a midterm??? Are you out of your mind????? You are such an asshole.
I guess that’s about where you lost me.