Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand we’re back!

Didja miss me?

Solo fly.

I’m sorry, but the Smart Car tipping? Hi-Larious.

This wedding made me all swoony. If I were to do it all over again, I’d have to steal so much of this.

Man I love wet plate. I wish I had the time and resources to get into that. The images are just stunning.

Enough with the cold. It’s May. I need some heat here, people.

I could use a chocolatey snack.

dammit dammit dammit

crash. fail. lost words. dammit.

There was unexpectedly unexpected awesomely awesome news.

I can’t believe it’s all gone. dammit!

I think that door is still open.

I think I really need to go get a massage.

It’s kinda just the teensiest bit creepy that you have notifications set up for that. Just the teensiest bit. Not unlike stalking, really.

Seriously, I’m kicking myself right now. I can’t believe that happened.

I need a new hair color.

It’s been so long since I could cross my legs that it feels totally weird to cross my legs.

Wow, it is really not a competition guys.

Review time. Whee.

I think I really really hate writing letters of recommendation.

Ooooh!

I think the photo wants changing.

Isn’t it always time for pizza?

dammit dammit dammit AGAIN

This song has been stuck in my head for over a month. It’s killing me.

Maternity leave bonus: Finally seeing the last two seasons of Burn Notice. The ending was perfection.

This post is jinxed. Jinkeys.

So few people decide the fate of so many. Kinda scary.

gone viral gone viral gone viral – SO over it.

… just not to me. lol Smart girl.

“Yeahhhh,” I said, “that’s just kind of my face.” Hell’s Bells. This is ME.

“We gotta go vote!”
“We gotta row the boat?!?”

I can’t remember the last time I was at a staff meeting. I’m totally OK with that.

What?! Warm weather in the Mitten?? This cannot be!

Maybe I should develop a coffee habit.

I need this in my music library. Really really need. Wow.

Still love this one too.

I’m sorry, I’m still absolutely convinced that Nick Rhodes is one hundred percent gay.

Damn, haven’t heard this one in forever. Another old favorite.

I’m telling you. It’s CREEPTASTIC. Stalking is just wrong. Could you please just find a hobby that is not me?

You’re welcome.

Oh my God I LOVE these images. Film! Gorgeous film! Such talent.

Muches of much.

Who is this Todd person?

Seriously, my back is killing me.

Thanks, Victoria’s Secret, but I’m never gonna be the girl who wears a string bikini bottom. … Or top, for that matter.

I have no idea what’s going on.

Stupid car problems. I hate stupid car problems. That are stupid. And defy fixing easily, because why should they be easy?

I need someone to load up my iPod for me. I really do. I’m hopeless. And tired of most of the little that is left on the damn thing.

So what? Nothing.

Reign this in, Hillary … Damn. There’s no flipping the bird emoticon …

I could never use a Sticky holster. They make me too nervous.

Um. Stormageddon is going to be needing a tiny pair of Chucks. That is a fact.

I always want to put an apostrophe in Chucks, which would be inappropriate, and I’d have to kick myself.

Tiny migrants??

Ugh. I don’t want to be hungry right now. Hungry right now can only result in the consumption of a delicious chocolate chip cookie.

Stupid post office. Thanks for getting my package to within 20 miles of me and then sending it straight back to its origins. Bastards.

There is nothing on this earth more Zen than a sleeping baby. I’ma go get my zen.