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Random Wednesday

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I can’t be the only one who finds it hilarious when Canadians criticize Americans who vote against Obama and his policies.

didn’t mention your name

It’s kind of hilarious. But. What an assy thing to do to those poor birds, and what kind of person immediately thinks TRASH instead of animal shelter???

I somehow don’t think he’s serious

I just want you to know that you use that phrase a lot. Like a LOT a lot.

“The first biography of hip hop superstar Ol’ Dirty Bastard”. That implies that there is more than one biography of Ol’ Dirty Bastard, and Dear God, why would there ever be a need for more than one biography of Ol’ Dirty Bastard??

Um … what?

huh

“I apologize for coming to your house and killing everyone. I’m an INTJ!

We’re having a Thanksgiving potluck and so far everyone who has signed up is bringing a side dish. Except me, I’m bringing dessert, because that’s what I do.

You guys, you guys. Calling yourself a sexual predator while describing instances of molesting your baby sister is TOTES OK! As long as you’re a liberal because OBVIOUSLY it’s not molesting molesting … Revolting.

Professional Development. Whatever.

I can’t remember what courses I registered for next semester.

I tried to type crockpot and it came out cropck. I don’t even know.

Apparently they forgot to remember to dislike me.

snow. stupid snow.

Oh my God. Once again. Detroit is not the only city in Michigan. It’s not even the best city in Michigan.

Giant paycheck. Ha.

Dude. She carries a firearm. Maybe you forgot this piece of common knowledge …

No, seriously, Red. It’s really Wednesday.

I’m in love.

I don’t want to go outside. It’s cold outside. It’s cold enough to snow so it’s trying to snow outside.

I don’t really get the appeal of sweet potatoes.

Holy wow, I can’t believe my yarn got here so fast! Time to start swatching!

I’m pretty sure there was a towel.

Interstellar Worm Hole Travel!

all you ever wanted was

Mostly I see the world in 50mm, since you asked.

Bored now.

What kind of half witted troglodyte are you?

Oh come on. That photo was a good 13 pounds ago.

What the hell is ballistic stretching?

I’ve had it stuck in my head all damn day.

I will love Paul Westerberg forever.

I think I would like some different slippers.

You probably love someone who needs a gorgeous snuggly hand knit cowl for Christmas.

I think I need a cuppa tea.

In all that oops oh, it’s later than I thought. Damn.

What the hell is emu oil? I can’t imagine why I would ever want to rub it in my “hard to reach places.”

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  1. The misuse of “first” I hate most is this: “THIS IS THE FIRST TIME THIS HAS HAPPENED!!!! (since the time it happened before)” You know, like “This is the first second Thursday in a month in a month!”

    See, INTJs intuit that they need to kill everyone. Us ISTJs only kill the ones that we sense are a danger.

    The kind that leaves comments. And my cave is very comfortable, thank you.

    And I just discovered a bug in this comment box.

    I also dislike “cuppa”, but I do not demand its use be discontinued.

    How many emus must be squeezed to get 6 oz. of oil?

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