wm_IMG_3526Final exam number one in T minus five hours and 26 minutes …

I will be so glad to close the door on this semester, let me tell you.

“That was a lot less painless than I thought it was gonna be.”

a large brilliant meteor

Yep. Gotta see it.

No it isn’t. It’s not epic. It’s no where near epic. You don’t even know what that word means.

Yes. That might work. If Alton Brown were to come to my house and make all my meals for me. Sure.

I still wouldn’t eat fish though.

Huh. Because that’s the first place I thought to look.

hahahahahahahaha

It’s funny, because I haven’t seen a single conservative say one bad thing about Jenner or his transition. I have, however, seen all kinds of liberals bashing him for being a Republican.

A cute little harbinger of doom. Not unlike you, Agnes.

“You are a very sincere and honest human being. You’re very much inline with your values, and you always try to be a better person for yourself and for others. As a person with integrity, you are principled and you keep it real like no other. You don’t just talk the talk, you actually walk the walk every single day.” Well. I’d say that’s probably very true.

You know I don’t have any love for FLOTUS, but I thought her hair looked good at that ridiculous dinner.

I was Googling proofreading jobs. Trying to find a way I can basically get a second job when I don’t have any time in my day for a second job. I found this ad. I feel like my application should be correcting all the errors in the ad.

I just discovered a little hole in the elbow of my hand me down gray cashmere cardigan. And honestly? It was all I could do not to cry.

Huh. I think it’s weird that you look like a mom blogger when the last I heard you were still living with your mother.

You’re welcome.

OK, it’s only in the 50s in the Mitten right now. We do not need the air conditioning on. Come. On.

“Well. He DOES use a camera to take pictures of things.”

Well that is the last time I steal a snack bag of Doritos from the event box. Talk about stale. Gah. How disappointing. I have bad breath for nothing.

Herds of gender studies majors wandering the streets, just like when New York shut down its mental hospitals.”

I need this shirt because #Truth

I have resolved to never bring donuts to this place again.

Oh yeah. You’re a real peach, honey.

Everyone Counts! Except you. You shut up.

I’m not making any more suggestions. They have no interest in my suggestions. My suggestions are outside the realm of their¬† agenda.

My note taking hand writing is so bad. I keep reading “veto power” as “verb power.” Which, I suppose, would also be accurate.

And see there? I read that “line item veto” as “line item reb.” Make of it what you will.

There. One final down. One to go. Then one whole week of freedom. How many books do you think I can cram into a week?

Yeah, I just can’t even with the rest of this day. Maybe I should just leave early.

I’m kind of dreading learning what my new job title, description, and pay will be. Because I’m quite certain that I will not be happy.

I looked at the voluntary self evaluation form. It’s dumb. I’m not doing it. Also these evaluations are meaningless.

now i know what dire means

Little demon.

This photo? It’s been favorited 152 times. And I don’t even know how many treasuries it’s featured in. And not one. single. person has ever. EVER. purchased a print of it. I dunno. I just think that’s weird. Don’t you think that’s weird?

I need a kind and beautiful human to show up at my cubicle door with a grande iced cafe au lait.

I need hair help.¬† Why can’t I dye my hair to look like this? Then when the gray grows out, it’ll be totally less noticeable.

I’m torn. I don’t know if I should start calling Stormageddon “Crash” or “Lumpy”. “Crash Lumpy” maybe.

Don’t ask me to review things if you don’t want to make corrections to them.

Sometimes the universe is good.

Ugh. Can I have a t-shirt that says “Anti-Feminist”? Maybe that should be my next Teespring campaign …

Yeah. I should probably be studying right now.

Sorry, but firing that guy over that tweet is pathetic and ridiculous. What kind of country has this become? I’m starting to feel ashamed to even be on this planet.

Dammit! I need to take Monday off. I need to go to Grand Rapids. How can I get out of these meetings?

These are quite nice.

I wanna go see Rand Paul! The last time I shook a candidate’s hand, he was elected president.

Another fine product from –

Great. Now I have Huey Lewis stuck in my head.

Well damn. Guess that idea is a scratch.

so much for monkeys

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