wm5945Musical eh? Muuuuuusical.

I don’t necessarily agree with the concept of public shaming, but I think that term is misplaced in this instance. I actually find this to be hilarious and kind of awesome. If my children went to school I’d totally do something like this.

I don’t know how you can expect me to help you with your laptop woes if you only tell me about your woes one at a time, all spaced out. It’s unreasonable for you to then be angry about the next woe when you knew it was a problem and said nothing to me about it. You’re really just looking for excuses to be angry at me and issues to hold me responsible for at this point. You’re manufacturing problems because you clearly have a vendetta.

“… [T]he democratic socialist who plans to spend trillions of dollars on redistributive policies that have created misery and poverty around the world lecturing us about economics.” Yep. That sums it up nicely.

damn hell jentober now, or at the theatah? It’s not like I’m changing my clothes.

Wow. I almost feel bad about saying this but she kind of looks like a hooker. Who dresses like that to go to class? Seems like it’s a little late in the day for a walk of shame.

Please. Like I’d link you to Amber Rose.

Ugh. Exam. I hate exams. hate hate hate

Maybe it is dumb. But we’re not fish, so stop calling it a fishbowl.

I hate this feeling in my stomach. This office is such a horrible place to be a jentober type person.

Maybe I’m less like Spock and more like Anya.

I hate candy corn, why did I put that in my mouth??

Ohhhh. I couldn’t figure that one out.

Aw! This made me smile. Oh but this is so good too!

Wow. I just had a very vivid sensory … whatever … of that. Damn.

I say again. D.A.M.N.

Why yes, I would love to come to your offices next week for an interview, thank you so very kindly!

Wow. My head is killing me.

Eddie is my homeboy.

I totally forgot I was supposed to be doing this right now.

In case you were worried about what to get me for Halloween this year. Or. You know. Christmas for you normal people.

I have so much shit in my cube. I should just start mailing people random shit from my cube.

Random Shit from Jentober’s Cube

What? I think it’d be funny.

This migraine is kicking my ass. I’m having a hard time keeping my eyes open.

The leader in YOU!

“And what else do we get from government?”
“Cheese.”

Hello, honey.

Wow. That guy is spectacularly obnoxious.

I don’t know how you expect me to remember that from one week to the next.

Candy-O I need you so Candy Candy Candy I can’t let you go I want candy no costume no candy

change is change is change is change is change is difficult

This is my first Diet Mtn. Dew all day.

I need a personal trainer.

I need to finish this stupid thesis project.

I need my new Docs to get here.

I need to figure out what the hell to wear Tuesday.

I need to dye my hair.

I need stuff. yeah i need it woo hoo

I have absolutely no memory of typing “yeah i need it woo hoo.” I suspect someone typed it when I was in the other room.

Yup. Just as I suspected.

Life is weird.

I need to say goodnight to you.

Goodnight to you.