I totally forgot that it’s Wednesday. Ha.

Stop signing your work emails with “Best”. It comes across as insincere.

Evidently We Are Knitters is the American Wool and the Gang with slightly less annoying emails.

I like this idea.

Sunday I listened to this for 3 hours and 38 minutes while I studied. It both eased the pain of my weekend migraine and helped me focus on my reading. Best white noise ever. Thank you, Amanda. I love you dearly.

“… mere meddlesome interferences with the rights of the individual, and they are not saved from condemnation by the claim that they are passed in the exercise of the police power …”

Yeah, I have to say, I’ve been disappointed with the X Files so far.

I don’t know. I think this might be the busiest semester ever.

I don’t know why that’s so surprising to people all the time.

Things are sparse today. Sparse indeed.

These are beautiful humans, right here.

Politics is making me tired today, man. Tired.

I’m pretty sure that that was satire.

I think that’s 17 hours, not 17 minutes. I think.

Stormageddon. Stop drawing on my laptop. Stop drawing in my Constitutional Law book. Stop drawing on your face. And that snake is not a whip.

There is something wrong with this contact lens.

Nope. Still don’t understand Google+.

I cannot stand the characters in this book. They’re horrible people. I hate the anti-capitalist message that it’s beating me over the head with. I hate the future teen slang. I hate this book. Every once in a while, though, the author has written the most beautiful sentence and I want to keep them. I just want to put those sentences in my pocket and carry them around with me. “Hope was looking off to the side, as if someone she missed was calling her name.”

They should change the name of these tiny Oreos to Crack. Because that is what they are.

I can’t decide if I want to go to D.C. or not. Weirdest dilemma ever.

It probably would have been a good idea to bring the damn charger home with me. Don’t know what I was thinking.

I really think I might almost rather do the Lansing trip.

I still don’t understand what happened to those emails.

Kids and their nap squandering. They have no idea how good they have it.

The section on reproductive freedom is just way too long.

I keep forgetting what day it is. It’s weird having a day off in the middle of the week. Throws everything off.

Miles and miles of tiny stockinette stitches. I am ready for this project to be done.

deceive, inveigle, obfuscate

But I don’t wanna take the GRE.

Stupid standardized testing.

I have to finish dealing with my hair.