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Random Wednesday

4371067159_fe26094fd1_oI am very likely a lunatic for turning it down. But it feels like the right decision.

I read that as “art is a form of competitive prayer.” It was contemplative, but competitive made total sense to me.

Dude. It’s not “right of passage”. It’s “rite of passage.” Rite. Come on.

Also it’s propitiating. Not propitating.

i can’t carry the weight of this war

Don’t ruin a surprise gift of something by telling the recipient how little it cost you.

Neeeeeeeds it.

I’m never going to make it through this semester. Thus far, on one topic: Interned instead of interred (by everyone who has referenced it). Alter instead of altar. Extant instead of extent.

Death by homophones. This class is literally going to kill me with bad grammar.

what’s the use of bein’ bad

Oy with the poodles already.

I just like saying raison d’etre.

I carry post card stamps with me. Perhaps I’ve mentioned that I love post cards.

I still love this bracelet.

Wait. What? Who responds to an auto-reply email?

Hmmm. Kinda like Random. But more visual. And with more sexy stuff.

My socks were redacted.

they always let you down when you need ’em

His Instagram feed is like a David Lynch film.

Huh. Gryffindor. Not what I expected.

It’s pouring rain and I left my umbrella ella ella in the car ar ar.

OMG just stop. Just stop already. Stop.

Also I’ve never been able to listen to that song all the way through.

I totally thought that was a bag of croutons.

I haven’t been to Chicago in a couple of years. This will be a fun field trip. Maybe. Possibly.

I like her outfit. She’s all Steampunk Grandma or something. I would totally wear that coat.

Let’s face it. I’d probably wear the whole outfit.

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Wow, that was surprisingly difficult to type.

You should check out my friend Dock’s Youtube channel. He posts some fun stuff. Plus he’s just about the nicest guy you’ll ever meet.

I miss the 9th Doctor.

Crop tops are kind of terrifying. We maybe should have left those in the 90s.

They founded a fort in Fort St. Joseph? I think they founded a fort in Niles and it was called Fort St. Joseph. But whatever.

Holy wow, is that the sun??

I hope my glasses hurry up and come in. I’m excited to have my old frames back.

I think I’m at a standstill.

Dammit Rand! Dammit!

That unfriending your family during the election cycle thing was meant to be a joke.

I ran out of lunches in my cubby.

Me: “I have this nightmare that it’s going to come down to Donald Trump and Bernie Sanders in the general election. And what the hell am I supposed to do with a choice like that?”
A: “Killing spree.”


There is some music on my iPod that seems to have embedded itself there. When I look at what’s on the iPod in iTunes, it doesn’t show up so I can’t delete it. It’s incredibly frustrating. I am going to have to do a total wipe and see if that works.

They all look like babies to me anyway.

everything means everything

There are an awful lot of words in my head these days.

You talk entirely too much. I’m sure you have a job to do.

This is a spectacularly tedious task and my arm keeps falling asleep. I need a better desk chair.

I may or may not be chair dancing at my desk right now

Actually. What I really need is a standing desk. Then I can just straight up dance at my desk and also my arm would not be falling asleep right now. And also I’d feel less blobbish. Probably.

I have to say, though, that with as tedious as this is, this is exactly how I love a work day to go. No one bothers me and I can block out the world with my earbuds and loud music. Brings back fond memories of being locked in the darkroom all day.

no one’s

“It’s in my peripheral village!”
“Your peripheral village??”
“I wonder what lives there. Probably all of the things you see out of the corner of your eye.”

I need to clean my guns.

There is just too much to do.

Any rational human can see that these two men are raving idiots.

The problem with skinny jeans is twofold: 1) You have to keep your legs shaved. 2) Men wear them.

I think you call them “beta males.”

Dammit. My leg is asleep. The whole entire leg is asleep.

I really probably ought to be doing some studying right now but I’m just fried.

I need new fun vinyl stickers for the Macbook. I’m bored with Ron Swanson and cowboy on a T-Rex.

now would be a good time for some grenades, don’t ya think?

Here’s one. Then everyone will see it during staff meetings. Ha.

Tiny Oreos ILU!

Apparently Stormageddon did not appreciate that issue of Reason. He has torn it to bits. And maybe some pieces.

Don’t get me wrong. It’s not like I enjoy walking around with hairy legs. I just maybe don’t feel like shaving every single day.

Must knit through the stash. Must knit through the stash. Must knit through the stash.

Must go work on Miss W’s birthday sweater.

Must go find just one more tiny Oreo.

Must must must




1 Comment

  1. ScottO

    I like “chacun à son goût”.

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