wm14AI think it’s interesting that one of your news sources is a media outlet that has named itself after those responsible for the Armenian Genocide.

Do you even history, bro?


Onerous and odious in the same sentence. Impressive.

Wow, she sure does that duck face a lot.It’s kind of obnoxious.

“He’s most of the sane people I know.”

Hey Supernatural? That’s not wormwood. That looks like it might be Creeping Jenny. But it’s definitely not wormwood.

I dunno. Fitbits kinda creep me out. Like you’re one step closer to Skynet.

You know you’ve found yet another hipster mom blog when they’ve included an artsy photo of a Kinfolk publication.

Just out of curiosity, have you gotten your Google fixed yet?

I think this particular headache is making me crankier than usual.

You don’t have to go home, but you can’t stay here.

Did you know it’s my birthday week? Well why not? Pay attention.

Run for office? Don’t run for office. Run for office? Don’t run for office. I CAN’T DECIDE.

OMG. If I run, and get elected, I’ll probably have to stop doing Random.

Maybe that’s not such a bad thing.

I still forgot the thing.

Eat a donut! It’s my birthday!

I feel like I should probably get some work done.

I have the best students in the world. They brought me my favorite snack and a chai latte. They’re so sweet.

Well. That was an experience. Think I’ll just go to class now.

I don’t think you need to know every single detail. In many many instances, the details are just not important.

“13 Lena Dunham approved books you need to read right now.” Let me just stop you at Lena Dunham with a big fat no.

I’ve totally lost track of what I’m doing. Totally.

Determination of death. If you don’t cremate me, I want one of those bell things that I can ring when I discover that I’m not actually dead.

Tiny Jayne Cobb!

Well. That answers that question.

Why yes, I would like to take your grad Theory of Democracy seminar this fall, thank you very much!

This two Jennifers thing is going to be confusing. I’m just going to assume they’re never talking to me.

OK yesterday was ridiculous. But whatever. This is like the worst Random ever. And I still don’t have a photo for it.

There. Something from the archives.

I had no idea there was a whole country music war happening. I think that’s kind of hilarious.

Let’s get this t

I do not think I’ve had enough protein in the last 24 hours.

What do you think about assisted suicide?

Evidently Gen Xers believe they are more likely to see a UFO than a social security check in their lifetimes. I can attest that yes, this Gen Xer thinks that makes perfect sense.

How incredibly fascinating.

I don’t know why I’m so antsy, but it’s really bugging me. No pun intended.

Arrrgh. This is too much work.

I kinda want to quit the TWAW thing.

Wait. I don’t think the two groups can be fairly lumped together.

I have a food dilemma. Dammit!

OMG I totally forgot about Unhappy Hipsters.  Doesn’t look like they’ve done anything in a while.

You know what? It’s time to let this puppy go.