Fine. Who has time to teach anyway?

“Lucifer in the flesh.” Now that is hilarious.

Y’all act like this superdelegate thing is something new, something that just got cooked up just to screw poor Grandpa Bernie over. You’ve been using this system for 30+ years. It never seemed to bother you before.

“Team Ironman, definitely. I don’t go for a trader.”
“But what if he’s got really good deals?”

I’m struggling to understand how a band like Georgia Florida Line has fans. They’re like Nickelback but pop country. 100% God awful.

This is the cutest. Just watch the video.

Holy wow that’s pretty.

I really hope you’re not asking me to do this literally insane thing that I think you’re asking me to do.

Turn your music down. No one wants to listen to that crap.

I have really not gotten very far at all.

I really cannot get that Nazareth song out of my head.

They are all pronouncing hygienist weirdly.

That there says “alumni”.

All that trudging to and fro in the wind and rain make me long for a nice cuppa tea, this really great book on the American revolution, a warm snuggly blanket and a 4 hour nap.

I am getting none of those things.

Helps if you type in the right email, Jennifer.

I have no idea what that means.

Well. As long as they don’t get to take a plane ride, I guess I don’t care.

I totally forgot the monks were going to be here next week.

hyper hypo hippo lippo lipo typo psycho potato

Helena Bonham Carter is my spirit animal.

“So this is how liberty dies. With thunderous applause.”

Now you’re messin with a

I don’t have any cheese, I’m sorry.

That was an unnecessary qualifier.

OK. I’m completely over this day.

Yes. That worked so well the first time, please, go ahead, try it again.

Maybe I’m just tired of sharing.