I’m procrastinating like it’s my job right now. This is not good.
Awww! I need a little chicken necklace!!
Wait. How do I have no memory of Kurt Cobain with a goatee?
I love a good period drama full of unrequited love.
Bottle flipping is a thing?
Conversation between 2 of the morning guys on the local radio station about Elvis after playing a minute or so of Suspicious Minds:
DJ one: You know, Elvis’ songs like Hound Dog and those things are more popular but I really prefer his older stuff like this one.
DJ two: I have to agree with you, I am really not a big Elvis fan, but I have a real soft spot for his earlier work, like the gospel stuff and Suspicious Minds.
Hound Dog was released in 1957. Suspicious Minds was released in 1969. I guess it’s a good thing it’s a talk radio station.
Damn you Poldark! That was a monstrously awful thing to do. I hate you.
Wait. What?? I can’t stream season two? I hate you Amazon!
Also? I may or may not have recently realized that I have become Aidan Turner’s twin with this hair cut. Or at least his hot older sister.
No, I think that merits its own post entirely. Never mind.
This apple fritter is not bringingÂ me apple joy.
I’ve never had a joke fall flatter. Wow.
I hope something changes soon. Everyone is so grumpy this semester. It’s starting to wear on me.
I’m having a great deal of difficulty answering this question.
I hate to break it to you, but not everything is actually epic.
OK I don’t actually understand how LinkedIn works. I’m not even really sure why I’m there.
Wow. That is one of the odder things to happen to me in my professional life I guess.
“Gov Johnson might come, but that’s remote.” How bout we make it less remote? He really should make a stop here.
And just like that.
Wow, it’s all gloomy and doomy outside all of a sudden! Yay!
I’m not only happy when it rains, but I’m definitely happier.
I don’t know. I guess I don’t have much to say at the moment.
Initiative is a really hard word to type.
“15 Most Evil Serial Killers”? Aren’t they all just, you know, EVIL? There are varying degrees of evil??
OMG YOU’RE SO GROSS.
Oh man. I forgot we had the donuts.
Hey Red! Poke PUBLISH.
I dunno. I could totally just go to sleep right now.
I love you, apple cider.
I guess I’m slightly less evil than some, but decidedly more evil than some others.
You know. Now that I think about it.
Nobody in my family gets food on their back!
Someone I admire messaged me to tell me she liked my damn hell bathrooms?! Day made.
Wow, these kids are loud. L.O.U.D.
I have no idea what I’m wearing tomorrow.
I have no idea what I’m doing right now.