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Random Wednesday

wm0040Me: “This song was popular when I was in middle school.”
W: “Really? (listens) Yeah. It does sound kind of old.”

I’m procrastinating like it’s my job right now. This is not good.

Awww! I need a little chicken necklace!!

Wait. How do I have no memory of Kurt Cobain with a goatee?

I love a good period drama full of unrequited love.

Bottle flipping is a thing?

Conversation between 2 of the morning guys on the local radio station about Elvis after playing a minute or so of Suspicious Minds:
DJ one: You know, Elvis’ songs like Hound Dog and those things are more popular but I really prefer his older stuff like this one.
DJ two: I have to agree with you, I am really not a big Elvis fan, but I have a real soft spot for his earlier work, like the gospel stuff and Suspicious Minds.
Hound Dog was released in 1957. Suspicious Minds was released in 1969. I guess it’s a good thing it’s a talk radio station.

Damn you Poldark! That was a monstrously awful thing to do. I hate you.

Wait. What?? I can’t stream season two? I hate you Amazon!

Also? I may or may not have recently realized that I have become Aidan Turner’s twin with this hair cut. Or at least his hot older sister.

No, I think that merits its own post entirely. Never mind.

So. Much. Yes.

This apple fritter is not bringingĀ  me apple joy.

I’ve never had a joke fall flatter. Wow.

I hope something changes soon. Everyone is so grumpy this semester. It’s starting to wear on me.

I’m having a great deal of difficulty answering this question.

I hate to break it to you, but not everything is actually epic.

OK I don’t actually understand how LinkedIn works. I’m not even really sure why I’m there.

Wow. That is one of the odder things to happen to me in my professional life I guess.

“Gov Johnson might come, but that’s remote.” How bout we make it less remote? He really should make a stop here.

And just like that.

Wow, it’s all gloomy and doomy outside all of a sudden! Yay!

I’m not only happy when it rains, but I’m definitely happier.

What.

I don’t know. I guess I don’t have much to say at the moment.

Initiative is a really hard word to type.

“15 Most Evil Serial Killers”? Aren’t they all just, you know, EVIL? There are varying degrees of evil??

OMG YOU’RE SO GROSS.

Oh man. I forgot we had the donuts.

Hey Red! Poke PUBLISH.

I dunno. I could totally just go to sleep right now.

I love you, apple cider.

I guess I’m slightly less evil than some, but decidedly more evil than some others.

You know. Now that I think about it.

Nobody in my family gets food on their back!

Someone I admire messaged me to tell me she liked my damn hell bathrooms?! Day made.

Wow, these kids are loud. L.O.U.D.

loud

I have no idea what I’m wearing tomorrow.

I have no idea what I’m doing right now.

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  1. How do I have no memory of Kurt Cobain without a goatee?

    I hate it when I forget the donuts. Have to get there early to get a maple one.

    May as well press PUBLISH.

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