But. You know.
Phrase I’m thoroughly sick of this week: nevertheless, she persisted. Staaaaaaahp.
I will totally buy you a Biggby if you can help me out with this.
I got so caught up I forgot to take a break and now I have a meeting so I can’t. SIGH.
Yeah, I would maybe pick a different name.
I can’t help it if my hair is opinionated.
The problem is that I simply don’t care.
I never heard anyone say that when I was in Norway.
I like meat.
You had me til you said bergamot. Blech.
Should have worn my glasses again today.
Why do I fucking bother? No one listens to me. No one in this building fucking listens to me. So fuck it.
Stop saying “as well too.” Seriously.
Wow. I haven’t had a bagel in ages.
I think I may go into hiding.
Definitely should have word my glasses today. Eyes. So. Bleary.
Why doesn’t he just pull the stupid gag out of his mouth?
I might be just the tiniest bit high strung today …
That’s never good.
That is super gross. Ew.
I’m not sure why you might need that many.
People still eat Pizza Hut? I like their bread sticks. Now I want some Pizza Hut bread sticks.
This whole week has been one Monday after another.
No one ever needs to hear Baby, It’s Cold Outside ever again. You know I’m right about this.
Our real feel is 18, man.
We have a lot of prominent and well known lunatics and criminals in MI. But we also have guys like this.
Yeah, that makes sense. In that it doesn’t. At all.
Oh man, this movie looks amazing. And like I’ll cry. I wanted to cry in the trailer. I need to see this movie.
I can’t help it if you don’t laugh.
I’ve been pecking at this post all day and yet somehow my brain is still convinced that it’s only Tuesday. It is not Tuesday.
Man, the roads were crap this morning. Hello, winter.
Stop automatically advancing photos for me, Instagram!
Politicians always talk about “the rich” as if they, themselves, aren’t in most instances, what average Americans would consider “rich.”
snow snow snow snow snow snow snow snow snow snow snow snow snow snow snow snow snow snow snow
Overheard in the office: “I wish we could have snow in warm weather. I think that goes against Mother Nature’s Rules.”
I finished my tea way too early today.
Soooooooooooo glad I wore my glasses today. Even though I meant to wear a different pair.
Gah with the Brits. Why couldn’t they bring Mick back, if they absolutely had to bring one of them back? Ketch is icky.
Wait, didn’t they just do a heist storyline?
I don’t care. I just don’t like armpit hair on chicks. I’m allowed to not like armpit hair on chicks.
I have nothing to say to anyone. Nothing!
Wow, my students should always do my performance reviews. This has to be the best review I’ve ever received.
The Jennifers are not interchangeable, thank you.
Wow. That guy has the coolest office ever.
It’s not like I want to do this job for the rest of my life, thank you very much.
To Biggby or not to Biggby? It’s all snowy and blowy out there. So maybe no.
No. It isn’t.
Still want some Pizza Hut bread sticks. Yep.
Would I be able to avoid direct sunlight?
You sing it, Miss Dolly, Queen of Everything.
The thing with that song is that at least 6 of the things she says she maybe will do are all things that are on my “Shit I’ve been maybe gonna do” list.
This is probably my best Christmas playlist ever, actually.
I know you think I have terrible taste in music. I don’t actually care.
I still really want a Norwegian kitchen witch. I got all excited cos there was one on Amazon, but it’s all wrong.
I just want to go away for a few days and take lots of pictures of wherever it is I am.
Actually, I really would like to go up to Leelanau for a bit.
But it’s neither here nor there, chickens. Neither here nor there.