I feel like I haven’t slept in 3 days.
This just in: Rømmegrøt still revolting.
a whole universe
Clearly I am working for the wrong employer.
I don’t know. I’d rather have like a nice lasagna or something for Thanksgiving dinner. Pork chops? Cuban pulled pork! Not ham. Not really a ham fan.
“Barack Obama is a conservative.” Now that’s the funniest shit I’ve ever read on the interwebs.
Google has Black Friday in my phone as a ‘holiday in the US’. Um no.
Yeah, yeah, change is hard. But the new candy canes are legitimately awful.
I don’t know. I feel like I should feel worse than I do. Maybe I just haven’t had time.
it’s just that
It took me FOREVER to start listening to podcasts because I hated them. Now I go in fits and starts. I listen to nothing but to and from work for a good month. Then I can’t take it any more and stop for months on end. This is hilarious.
But I’m still hoping to start my own death education podcast, notwithstanding.
No, I won’t knit you a Mr. Rogers sweater.
It’s not racist to dislike a type of food. Shut the fuck up.
STILL HATE CHINESE FOOD
The “gonna tell my kids” memes are dumb. Stop. It’s like you blew all your energy on the cat and Epstein and you’re trying too hard when really you should just be taking a break. They’re not funny.
I don’t think Patrick Jane is a psychopath. I love him.
OK, but the new ones are still ugly.
I’ve wanted to visit this island for a long time.
Jesus. I can’t concentrate on anything.
And why is it so fucking hot in here?
I need a perfume oil that smells like this candle: leather and oak.
Sorry. the short week threw me off.
what in the what??
Why yes, I do spend the majority of my waking hours engaged in an activity that is not life-affirming.
Arrrrghhhhhh wet socks.
I can’t for the life of me remember where I put all the tiny props for Little Justin Timberlake.
I don’t even get the Hallmark Channel.
Homemade Lunchables for life.
I need a new remote for my bloody camera. Again. Dammit.
I’m a good choice for Giving Tuesday. Or Wednesday. Or any other day.
No one cares if you don’t go to school, angry little Swedish girl.
there’s a million little battles that
No come on. Biden is missing a whole handful of screws. They’re not just loose. Y’all can’t be serious with this guy.
I just want a nap. I JUST WANT A NAP.
And why is it so fucking bright in here?
I almost have the whole Red John thing figured out. Almost.
Already 100% over Christmas and trying very very very hard not to be.
Come on, son.
Oh good. Anxiety stomach. Fucking yay.
OK, it’s dark now. It’s not even 5. This is bullshit.