The number 4 weighs 30 pounds ……..
How come that fancy hand-held laser only cut through the chain and not the cinder block it also hit?
I really don’t want to put this stupid table together.
I lost my place.
Walking without oxygen.
Calamine lotion to the rescue!
henotheism
I don’t like it here.
One down, two … three?? … to go.
OMFG you cannot be serious right now.
Don’t ask me your questions. I don’t have any answers.
I’m going to be there, but don’t let that stop you.
I am not a key figure.
I just don’t think it’s unreasonable to negotiate nap time into any potential new job situation.
I don’t know. I just know it fucking hurts.
Sheesh. This book is making North Carolina sound really unappealing.
I wonder if anyone would even notice.
This day is going to end in a stress migraine. I can already feel it.
por supuesto por supuesto por supuesto
Well it’s not ideal, but …
Me, on the regular: “Ooh I want to read that article when I have a minute.”
Me, 6 months later: “I am never going to get to this article, I may as well close the tab.”
Shit.
Oooh Portugal! Intriguing!
I sign my name Jen. They respond with Jenn. Honestly. I cannot.
Nope. Definitely not a social contagion. Nothing to see here.
I am feeling particularly adrift at the moment.
Comprehensive. Exam.
Well 12 oz is really not that much coffee, so …
Well. He just looks shifty. I mean come on.
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