I’m on loan.  Like a temp.  Everyone is very grateful.  Or so they tell me.

Wish I was on summer vacation.

om or something.

But I’m not a notary republic!

It wants to rain.  It should rain.

Stranger in a strange land.

I’m sorry, but I cannot help you with this air conditioner.  This is not my office.  Lather, rinse, repeat.

Head.  Hurt.

I don’t know what I’m going to do with all that quiet.

But they’re bulky and shapeless.

There’s no volume here, David Lee Roth.

Calling IT will take too long.  Flabbergasted.

I might be too cranky for this.

I have Miss W’s sandwich container.  These dinosaurs make me happy.

It’s nice to be busy.  I don’t really miss the interwebs.  I miss some of the people.

It’s raining.  No walk.  Sigh.

This Diet Coke is flatter than it should be.

Ohh!  It’s supposed to get thundery!  You know I love thundery.

Ha!

Hiatuseseseseseseses.

I still say it’s weird.

There’s a light …

Steel toed boots.

Oh that’s where my workplace violence notes are.  I should call a safety committee meeting.  So we can talk about how safe we’d be if only …

Why do people say “THAT’S what I’m talking about!” When they want to enthusiastically agree with something?  Particularly when they hadn’t actually been talking.

Ugh.  I’m stuck.  Help.  I don’t remember this part.

Oooh!  I just taught myself a new Firefox trick.  I wonder if it only works in stupid Windows 7.

I hate you Windows 7.

Why why why does this woman insist on only using one monitor?  It’s sooooo much more efficient and sooooo much easier to have two!

Cease to resist.

It’s like Medieval Times but without the turkey leg and insufficient wet-naps.

I’ve always wanted one of those.

Officially official.

I just think some compensation is not unreasonable.

I’m about to run out of iced tea.  Duh duh duuuuuuuuuh.

Are we there yet?

Uh oh.  Now you’ve done it.

I’m sorry, I haven’t had time to troll the interwebs for you.  I know.  I bore you.  You’ll get over it.  EDIT: I think I mean trawl, not troll, because I don’t generally troll.

Where is my thunder?

I’d thought about a bubble bath, but that would require dealing with the floordrobe.  It’s just not worth it.

Redundant.

I need to paint.

I have visions for my living room that don’t include those couches.

Now it’s all confusing.

Oh look at that!  Better plow.

Don’t forget.  I can’t remember.  Sorry bobbin.

hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot

What’s up with the slow down in egg production?

I can’t believe this school year is almost over.

I just can’t see Pink and Weiner.  Just doesn’t compute.

No Romney.  No.  Just no.  Please.

There is nothing attractive about Weiner.  Nothing.

Ha!  Way to go Fox.

You are making my air space toxic.  Stop bitching about your boyfriend who seems like a pretty stand up guy.

Yes, I said green mushrooms.  Yes, I meant green peppers.

Curvy.

What is wrong with people?

Pleasant pleasant pleasant.  Smile and nod.  Pleasant pleasant pleasant.

It’s really hard to type pleasant correctly after the third time.  And I always want to spell it this way: pleaseant.

Yes.

There is just no shortage of stupid.

Unbelievable.  And yet, scarily, totally believable.

I really need to figure out the sewing thing.  Then I can just make all my own cute skirts.

Voodoo lady.

I’m not wearing the crazy pants.

Poughkeepsie is a complicated word.

Captain Underpants sighting!

Um.  Nice.  Now I’m being volunteered to other departments.  WTF?  Do I get a bump in pay to go with my doing your job now?

Dammit!  ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not right.  Not right at all.

Well.  Once again, my near zennishness has been utterly demolished.  A walk in the sauna ought to exhaust me enough to bring it back.  Comatose is close right?

Now I just have a headache.

I totally deserve a scone.  And I can’t even get one because the coffee shop closes at 1:00 and it’s 3:46.

I love word searches.  They’re not just for old ladies.  I don’t care about finding the hidden message at the end though.  I just like finding the words.

oooh!  The humidity is dropping.  That’s always a good thing.

This air conditioning is making my joints hurt.

Shorts.  Short pants.  Pants.  Pants is a weird word.

UFO

I just got this stuck in my head.  I don’t know why.  Maybe it’s heat stroke.

I need to eliminate the word wow from my vocabulary.

Buns.  No, the other kind.

Witchery.

“If you’re old enough to talk, you’re old enough to listen; and if you’re old enough to listen you should be on a camel.” ~ Weird quote from a very weird dream.

“There is a large fountain in Fountain Plaza.”

New on my list of favorite songs.

Why do they even put a question mark after hoax?  I love that stuff.

I can’t believe it’s June already.

I’m making a list of all the weirdness in MI that I want to visit before I give up the ghost.

Estate of My Deceased Client 01-06-2011 High quality spy cameras British House of Common Now make 1000$ to 5000$ Should you buy a foreclosed property? Affordable interest rate Get discount perfume and Incorporate in Nevada.  Spam for breakfast.

“Jennifer likes Diet Coke.”

“I’m like and she was like and I’m like”  Ugh.

My bracelet got caught on the phone cord.  Wacky hijinks did not quite ensue.

I’m so completely meh today.  I feel like I’m on Prozac or stomething.  It’s MEHsday.

I need more cute skirts.

I think I forgot deodorant this morning.  Good thing I keep some here.  I’m like a Boy Scout or something.

You are strongly encouraged to visit our souvenir shop.

Oooh!  Free donuts at Dunkin this Friday!  National Donut Day!  sooooooo yummy.

Achoo!

I wonder where the Mister is.

There are 8 days remaining.

Yes  No  Maybe   Circle One

Well that was a narrowly averted aspirin disaster.

Oops.  I wasn’t going to speak up about the AC.  But come on!  It’s perfect in here!

My hair needs to grow faster.

Awkward and annoying.

n|nn

Make it stop.

Apparently it’s “Give Jen all the crazy people phone calls” day.

Just.  Tiresome.  That’s it.  Tiresome.

Oh honey.  That’s just your cranky pants talking.

Mouse.

Um. And by that he means “yes”.

I have entirely lost momentum.

The other side of the room turned their AC on.  Our side of the room has all the windows open.  Ridiculous.

Chest noodles!

I can’t tell you that.

And then the dinosaur ate the zombie that at the hobo.  The end.