hmmm

What happens next will … what happens next will … what happens next will … GARGH.

How many minutes? Too big a question.

If you KNOW you’re going to miss your appointment, call and reschedule. Don’t just NOT show up.

Too many chevrons. Really. Back away, ladies.

Hmm. Interesting take on this new Cash song. Definitely not the direction I would have gone, but some pretty stunning imagery, nevertheless.

I love this kid’s story.

Absolutely nothing to do with free markets and absolutely everything to do with government regulation. Because safe ketchup, people. Safe ketchup.

too too too

Protein

Rain rain rain rain rain beautiful rain!

The photos from that new TV series Battle Creek? The one that’s allegedly set in Battle Creek? Yeah, they don’t look a whole lot like Battle Creek. Why not film IN Battle Creek instead of LA for crying out loud?

Honestly, it’s not like Battle Creek is a hotbed of nefarious criminal activity anyway.

I have no idea what happened to that thing. None whatsoever.

I can’t be bothered to be sorry about it.

Chances are better than good that that is not something we’re ever going to be a part of.

I kinda dig this thingie. Consolidate all that crap in mah bag.

I just don’t think the Big Lebowski is as phenomenal a film as everyone else thinks it is.

Whaaaa? So they’re making a mini series out of the film? (Now THAT was a kick ass film)

I’d really like a nap. I should put that on my schedule or something.

ARGH. Surely the level of stupid on this Earth is wildly disproportionate to the size of the population.

Seriously. I’m kind of choking on the stupid today. It’s definitely worse than usual.

This should be a nice, quiet, rainy, stress free day. Instead it’s devolved into the ridiculous.

I think I might actually have reached Girl Scout Cookie saturation level. To the freezer with you!

Yeah, that just about sums it up.

“It may be hard for an egg to turn into a bird: it would be a jolly sight harder for it to learn to fly while remaining an egg. We are like eggs at present. And you cannot go on indefinitely being just an ordinary, decent egg. We must be hatched or go bad.” C. S. Lewis

so. much. dumb.

I have no opinion about the missing plane at all. So move along, Lost people.

I do have many opinions about this rib. Ooph.

Oh wouldja look at that bruise? It’s epic. Epic, I tell you.

Who wants to go to Target with me?

Who wants to drive me to Target?

Who wants to come and hose down my porch and driveway? That would be really really awesome.

Despite all evidence to the contrary.

I don’t know about music today. I don’t think I can help you. I’m so sorry.

I think I have a headache.

oh wait yes. i wonder if you

Rarely is the question asked …

dammit dammit dammit

What the hell? I’m suddenly being inundated with game requests on FB. Stoppit! Stoppit now!

like a disease

Um. Now I could be wrong. But, I’m pretty sure that has WAY more to do with crazy antivaxers like Jenny McCarthy than with Fox News. I’m pretty sure I’m not wrong.

I should have been a comic book character. Lens Girl.

It’s the one password I can never remember. So weird.

Cullen Bohannon eh? Interesting.

I like the name Cullen.

Yes. It is true. I really need to stop falling.

I’m workin’ on it.