wm1410Conscious uncoupling“?? Excuse me while I vomit.

sigh. What a ridiculously liberal article.

I need to take more pictures of the Compound chickens.

I think Kim Kardashian is pretty.

I’ve still never seen her reality show.

I really don’t like reality shows.


I’m glad one of these cops had some common sense. I kind of love the idea of this man traveling by horseback from Canada to Texas.

I might find some words incredibly annoying – amazeballs immediately comes to mind – but that doesn’t make me climb up on some self righteous soap box and start screeching about how offensive the term is and demanding that you stop using it. Stop telling me what words I’m allowed to say.

At least I’m selling a product.

Oh dear. Bless her heart. What an idiot.

el oh el

All these city folk buying chickens. Makes me chuckle. Don’t call me when you end up with a rooster by mistake.

Ya’ll need an otter fix.

I need to re-read The Once and Future King. It’s been so long, it never occurred to me that it could be a book *about* politics.

I love this, except that I think it’s still slightly off. I think they’d prefer we not *think* as we like either. “American liberalism is the creed that you are entitled to think as you like and entitled to do as you are commanded.”


“Ah. Those days when you can’t seem to get Pearl Jam out of your head.” People have days like that? How awful.

To chai and muffin or not to chai and muffin? I think we all know the answer to this one.

I shrugged at you.

Ha! I might need one of these prints.

Interesting read.

Have to eat. Don’t want to eat.

I can see way too much of what my FB friends are doing on FB since the latest change. Way. Too. Much.

Wow, Patrick Stewart with hair.

I’m so tired of this “right” and “wrong” side of history nonsense. Shut the hell up. Judgmental asshats. Stop telling everyone else what to do all the time and go figure out how to make yourself happy.

That’s the real problem. You’re all so deeply, miserably unhappy, you have to drag the rest of us down with you. Because you cannot grasp the concept that the group of us standing over here telling you to leave us the hell alone are doing just fine without all your intervention and mandates and “for your own good” legislative bullshit.


Or. You know. Just stop checking your phone.

This song breaks my heart every time. I blame that Kevin Bacon/Elizabeth McGovern movie.

Also of the handful of celebrities I’ve been compared to, I look the most like Elizabeth McGovern. It’s the cheeks. Not that I don’t appreciate the Linda Fiorentino comparisons, but I’m not that naive.

Also, isn’t that Mycroft in the video? If it isn’t, it sure looks like him. Hmm. Maybe it’s not him. Who knows. Someone call Mark Gatiss and ask him if that’s him.

And since I brought up Sherlock … you’re welcome.

That was a weird tangenty thing. I will not apologize.

Why do people keep doing this? It’s 2014. You’re “teaching a lesson” to an entire generation of people that grew up with the internet. If they don’t know this by now, you have bigger problems than the internet.

Also, it’s kind of dumb.

Jennifer Granholm?!? What a bizarre guess.

Oh I forgot about Kingdom of Loathing.


Get me the hose, man!

I really need to get this version of this song.

I really thought he was dead. I don’t know why.

I think I need to walk around.

And find the hose.

Yes. I found it incredibly disturbing.

What are you even talking about?

go bag. go. bag.



I should try and fit in another massage. That seems like a really excellent idea.

Also I need a snack. A snack is another really excellent idea.

Ooooooh! I like the one with stars!

I need yarn. I’m going to need to knit while I’m on leave. I will have to order yarn.

But which pistol to take? That is the question.

‘Health insurance has been outlawed, replaced with a welfare program that has been renamed “insurance.”‘

but. but. oh dear.

If it looks like a duck …