sick of the cynical
I’m so tired of people posting these memes that lump Detroit in with Chicago, New York, and DC as having some of the “strictest gun control laws in the country.” Detroit gun laws are the same as the entire rest of the state, which is an open carry, shall issue state. Research, people. It’s a Google click away.
This put a smile on my face.
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What have I told you about passive aggressive bitchery? I believe I have told you to take it elsewhere.
Ha. Thunder Twister.
I dunno. That could be Jennifer Lawrence’s new thing. The Annual Oscar Fall.
Yeah, kinda loved the Benedict Cumberbatch photobomb. And that’s all I know about the Oscars.
Kind of hard to get excited about Annie Leibovitz’s book when it costs 3 grand. I could buy a car for 3 grand. Ridiculous.
I loooove these!
No, seriously, enough with the popcorn already.
I like hats.
stray animal farm
Breasts? Um no. You’re the only one seeing breasts.
somethin’ about you
I am writing a manual for my job. A monkey should be able to follow these directions. I bet there will still be people who look at it and say “Huh??”
I was just reminded of this site. So poignant. I wish I’d thought of it.
Whenever a politician says they are “cutting spending” it usually means the exact opposite. Because. You know. Words are just words and are TOTALLY interchangeable and stuff.
Oh my God I’m so uncomfortable.
I need one of those chiminea things.
You know what else I need? Everything on my Amazon Wish List. Yep. Need.
Aw Firefly cookie cutters! Cute! I almost never buy cookie cutters because I don’t actually like sugar cookies.
scratched your farewell couplet
I was going to make ginger bread cookies but I can’t remember what happened. I probably got exhausted just thinking about it.
Ulysses S. Grant eh? Interesting. I sort of expected Andrew Jackson.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Hang it up, Norway.
“Have you ever been bitten by a turkey?” Seriously? Well, as it happens … These people know that birds don’t bite so much as peck, right? On account of they don’t have teeth. Which are kind of necessary for biting.
Ha. Kind of looks like you’re trying to hold a pistol while wearing an oven mitt. Poor MI.
I have a headache now. I really didn’t need that, thank you. You just take it back.
I like Harvest Cheddar Sun Chips. They are tasty.
are you alive? are you alive?
Can we just stop “standing with” people now? That got old so fast.
I think Stormageddon needs one of these. Probably Miss W needs one in her size too.
I dunno. I may forever associate the symphony with morning sickness now.
What? I can still barely eat spaghetti thanks to that first pregnancy. And that was 10 years ago.
Body memory is looooooooooooong, fellow.
No, seriously. Can I just have everything in this shop?
Honestly. I don’t know what you’re doing, but you should buy something.
It’s just kind of disturbing. I’m sorry. That was not a good choice.
3 weeks, 6 days
Wow. 24 degrees outside! I actually had to turn off the space heater and take my sweater off!
Damn. This headache just escalated by eleventy for no apparent reason.
if so and so is so delightful
Ugh. So much static. The air is just too dry.
This stupid battery will not hold a charge.
And just like that, I’m sick of everything on the iPod again.
Sometimes I get the phrase “necrotizing fasciitis” stuck in my head for no apparent reason.
OK, over the Ellen “selfie” that she didn’t actually shoot. Moving along.
“They don’t sound like that! You’re a racist. Or an accentist! Or something like that! Yeah!”
OH MY GOD!!!!
No, I did not just try to put my sweater on upside down. Shut up.
Oh that smells nice. I haven’t worn that one in a while.
Ugh. Is there anything worse than swollen ankles? Oh. Wait. Yes. Yes, I can think of one thing that is worse. Way worse.
I miss my jeans. And t shirts.Â A lot.
i’m lonely as the average sea
I love these. I wish they were a little less spendy.
I love all of these. Except Ronald McDonald. And the wax figures creeped me the hell out.
Why do they sell those separately? Why? It makes no sense!
No, really. What the hell happened to Prince?
How many minutes?
I miss hot tea.
ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff – sigh. Guess I didn’t really need that knee anyway.
Ted Nugent has an important message for me! Whatever, dude.
Argh. I wish I hadn’t seen that post.
I probably need to go knit something.