Flicking!

This book description is hilarious. So over the top.

When the place where you live has more than 3,000 miles of coastline and you work in a photo lab for 10 years you print a lot of lighthouse photos. A LOT. I grew to loathe lighthouses over the years. Had I been printing lighthouse photos that looked like these, I might not have hated them so much.

How can you not remember that? It’s like not remembering that the sky is blue or that ice is cold.

Buckshot!

Kind of a nice read.

I don’t think there’s anything cuter than baby hedgehogs. Not even otters. Plus otters are actually evil.

Bitch! You totally snuck that Happy song into my mix.

” … the cost associated with travel and living experiences.”

Well that was weird.

This might just be the most confusing sentence I have ever read: “The Uncertainty series was organized by a group of faculty who participated in a Scholarship of Teaching and Learning faculty learning community with the Office of Faculty Development.”

No, I still don’t want to chat with Ted Cruz.

I’m not going anywhere. Unless J.J. Abrams calls and says he desperately needs me in the next Star Trek film. Then I am so Audi 5000.

Ridiculous. Now I feel compelled to purchase body armor.

Yeah, I’m in.

Sometimes being treated like a nameless, faceless automaton gets a little old.

What a weird statement: “We are fortunate that our nation’s experiment in democratic government prevails, because individuals run for office and we vote.”

I think it’s less about courage and more about strength. And sometimes, you just don’t have any strength left.

What are you talking about? My home doesn’t have any equity. Thanks big government.

I just don’t think it’s necessary for us to know the details of Williams’ suicide.

Stormageddon is getting a Danzig onesie for Christmas. Or his birthday. I don’t know which. But it has to happen.

Dammit! There’s no egg on my McMuffin! Bastards!

I definitely need a Guns N’ Roses t shirt.

Oh Dear Lord. They were serious about bringing Anita Hill here.

Argh. My neck has been so stiff for the last several days.

Google Analytics confirms it. Y’all only come here for Random. Maybe I should change the name of the blog.

Fascinating. I suggest you click through and read the photographer’s statement on the project as well.

Amanda Marcotte is a ridiculous human being.

I don’t see what the big deal is here. She knows how to make money, and good for her. You know people will buy this. That’s the beauty of capitalism.

This is hilarious.

False, Maria.

I always thought he was saying “Twiggy.” It was “Twiki”.

I thought you said you weren’t including androids in that list.

Kinda loving the latest Black Keys album. Also Kalamazoo!

“Yeah, well, I wasn’t sure peanut butter m&ms were my thing, but here I am, shoveling them into my maw.”

I still need that chicken drawing.

Drawr-ing.

Somebody take these damn things away from me!

I so can’t even I don’t even know what I am can’t evening.

Awww!

“Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron’s cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.” ~ C.S. Lewis

Fuckit.

No, I do not have a Wikipedia entry.

I have to buy American Constitutional Law for one of my classes this fall. Gosh, maybe I’ll know as much as the POTUS when I’m done!

never wanted to

It’s a pointless argument. Or the wrong argument. Sometimes it’s not so Yay, Internet!

I had my sleep removed!

Yes. This applies to so many many other things in the media.

“Pay attention to science fiction!” should really be my mantra.

I’m tired.

It’s just that I miss all the stuff. Important stuff. Cos I’m stuck here.

I wonder what the correlation is between depression and migraines, if any.

I think there might be more than one foxen. In the woodsen.

I’d probably suck at skeet shooting.

Huh. I thought it was gonna be warmer than that.

It’s a duck. An odd duck.

ARGGghgggGH I hate ants.

Go to sleep, baby.

That coffee cup is empty! That coffee cup is empty!