It’s been a long time since I’ve had the plague.
Have I mentioned that I don’t even really like eggs?
Wow. Gwyneth Paltrow has weird knees.
The good part’s at the end.
When you say file, but are actually talking about a folder, you don’t really get to be annoyed with me when I think you’re talking about a file, not the flipping folder.
How to photograph a Yeti?
I have figured out why Libertarians can’t win an election, and it has nothing to do with politics.
The stupid thing is, this will probably end up being one of the safest campuses in the country. Who’s going to shoot up a school when there are a handful of armed gun owners 250 feet away at any given time?
The art of human manipulation or lying.
“The stories are often quite convincing!” No they’re not. They’re never convincing. No one believes those stories.
I’m not sure denial is going to work.
Nick Gillespie is in want of a button.
Nope. I’m definitely sick. Ffffffuuuuuuuuu
These are beautiful.
See? It’s a fact that I’m underpaid. Proven.
“[W]ounds that never happened” from “that stuff that didn’t exist.”
Man. It’s been a really long time since I was sick last.
Plywood Miracle Killer
This show is kind of ridiculous. But I keep watching it.
Bread. It’s all because of bread.
No, not that bread.
Uh oh. Bad guy’s about to take her out. She knows too much.
15 days, 30 hours, 22170 minutes, 1330167 seconds til Halloween!!!!
I need to watch the Outlander finale.
I need to get the cowl listed in the shop.
I need to not be sick right now.
That is the prettiest application of brioche stitch I’ve seen. Generally I’ve not been at all impressed with the patterns I’ve seen. I probably won’t learn that technique.
Lasagna sounds good. I haven’t made lasagna in a long time.
I heard about this on the radio this morning. I think this might be a tad too much, thank you.
OH MY GOD!!! Clearly there is something very wrong with me. How could I have bought two boxes of Count Chocula AND COMPLETELY FORGOTTEN ABOUT THEM?!? I haven’t even had a single bowl!
Huh. My lap appears to be crooked.
It is true that I could probably quite happily eat pizza every day.
Wow. I feel feverish. I almost never get a fever. Almost never ever.
Don’t worry, I’m fairly certain it’s not Ebola.
I’d rather my daughter have a father like Luttrell than like some “feminist” who “doesn’t make rules.”
Christian Scientists and Snake Handlers
hot cold hot cold hot cold wheeeeeeeeeeeee
Oh look! I listed the cowl in the shop! Buy yourself or your honey a gorgeous hand knit for Christmas!
I could go for a hot apple cider. But I suppose I’ll settle for tea.
Actually, I wouldn’t want to cause a panic. I’m not quite that evil.
I’m pretty sure that this dizziness means I should go lay down. yep