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Random Wednesday

wm9489I’ll take 86% of a glazed donut, thank you.

Damn. I didn’t see any ghosts when I was at the Stanley. And you know I looked.

Why am I still doing this?

I firmly believe in spontaneous order. In the world. In my personal life it’s much harder to embrace.

She has been Scotch taping crap for an hour. What’s she building in there?

I just need a quick Graham McTavish break.

I think I’ve pinched a nerve. It’s causing me some serious angst.

Huh. Current mood. Questionable. Appropriate that this just came up in rotation.

Why do people say casted on? That’s not a thing.

I think my biggest grammar pet peeve of all time is people who say “in lieu of” when in fact they mean “in light of.” In lieu of = instead of. In light of = because of. Try to keep it straight, people.

Yes, even more irritating than misuse of apostrophes. Not even kidding.

I want to take a blowtorch to all the delicate fucking snowflakes of the world. I simply cannot take this foolishness for one more minute.

i’m so sorry for everything   i’m so sorry for everything    i’m so sorry for everything   i’m so sorry for everything

I don’t know why I google health crap. I never find a reasonable, logical, legitimate answer.

No she’s not.

No, I think I’m done babbling now.

I don’t know why this has to be so bloody complicated. I wish I could just hire someone to do this.

Holy wow, dude. Calm the hell down.

EMG That sounds like what you use to test for paranormal activity or something. If only it were actually going to be that fun.

I don’t know internet memes. I have no idea what you people are talking about.

I’m torn. Do I rip and start the whole thing over or do I continue and just fix that little annoyance when I’m weaving.

I’m pretty sure I just don’t feel like starting over. I may not be very far along, but I just want to keep going.

Is Gary Johnson the perfect candidate? No. Do I agree with him on everything? No. Is he the only sane and rational choice for president? Yes. So vote libertarian. And buy my t shirt.

“It’s not ‘Gonna Raise Hell’ it’s ‘Raise a Little Hell’.”
“Ha, just a little hell. Not too much.”
“Go on kids, raise a little hell. … Fuckin’ Canada.”

Canada, you’re just too nice.

Oh Lion Brand.

“I would not be caught dead there.”

You seep too much. I don’t sleep enough.


1 Comment

  1. ScottO

    You love it. You know you do.

    I know, right? And that, too. Also, there are still people who say “mute” when they mean “moot”.

    It’s not lupus.

    I would not say yes. I would say, mmmmmaybe. Still not sure whether to vote LP or “None”.

    Sorry about the seepage. I’ll try to seal up the seams a bit better.

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