Maybe it’s the way she says “bless you” – all urgent and sort of half panicked. As if surely the demons would take imminent possession of your carcass were she not to bless your soul as quickly as her mouth can form the words and her lungs can throw them forth with a burst of desperate air.

But maybe not.

No. Really. Take it to Snapchat. Please.

Maybe it’s because I’m a photographer, not a videographer.

I find this fascinating. I would have thought that “we” care more because it’s a child and there is the natural instinct to protect the children. But it’s fascinating either way.

That was one of the dumber internet quizzes I’ve taken.

Wow. I can’t even comprehend suspending all of my weight from my teeth.

Who puts rosemary in their coffee??

Why do I look at these things? Gah. If a cluttered counter is so anathema to you, lady, why don’t you just come and clean my house for me? You certainly seem to have all the time, ever.

I need some new ankle socks for my constitutionals. All of these are completely shot.

Man. That woman sure prints a lot of stuff.

Signing your work email with “peace” is just as weirdly annoying as signing it “best.”

I feel like you could use a laugh.

My degree has officially posted. I’m officially a grad student. How weird.

Wow, I’ve been so caught up in proofreading this here course content that I’ve completely ignored Random. Holy shit there are a lot of typos and grammatical annoyances to correct.

Holy shit, I’m about to teach my first ever class. It’s a college class. It’s an honors college class. Wow.

Dammit, Jim!

Holy wow. I can see your son comes by his chattiness honestly.

Oh. You’re still here. heh.

Shiny new red pens!

Interestingly, I will not actually be using them for grading.

Gosh they write really nice too.

I feel like there’s something I’m supposed to be doing, but I can’t think of what it is.

MY ART IS MY LIFE!!!!

I think those panda suits that people wear to go into the panda habitats are the creepiest frigging things I have ever seen. Except for those big plasticky rubber animal head masks like you get from Archie McPhee. Those are way creepier. Maybe they’re equally creepy actually. Cos I just saw another pic of those panda people and my skin just started to crawl right off my bones.

Have I mentioned how much I flipping hate plastic wrap?

Who could it be now?

Ha. It’s totally stuck in your head now, isn’t it?

Boy it sure cooled down quickly in here.

Holy shit it’s after 8 already.

Holy shit I’m saying holy shit a lot today.

I don’t have a lot on my mind since I got that email from the Registrar’s office this morning. I guess I’m just kind of suddenly all “WHEW, that’s done. FINALLY.” A huge weight, yo.

Huh. Tony Hawk just bought a house in Detroit. Weird.

My feed is all kinds of messed up.

And my feet are cold.

And my littlest needs to hit the hay hard.

OKIloveyoubyebye