People asked me to bring this bloody shirt back, so I did, and not a single soul has bought a single damn shirt. Come on. And here it is, a week later and no one ever bought one and the campaign failed. I’m never bringing this shirt back again.
I just wrote “Capitalism led to yet another form of capitalism.”
Where is my mind?
It’s just as well, really. Just as well.
I feel so behind. I’m maybe a little behind. But not nearly as behind as I feel. It’s kind of weird.
That’s just about the whitest Facebook status update I have ever read. Not to mention the fact that it sent the hipster gauge right off the flipping charts.
I simply cannot find the motivation to grade these assignments.
Of course I am on vacation.
Suggestions based on the fact that I watched Supernatural: Grey’s Anatomy. Um. OK. Who wrote that algorithm??
“I’ve been educating myself on ferns. I feel like I need to get to know them better.”
Technical nightmares all over the damn place. Stupid Mediasite.
I am having trouble with this figure 8 cast on. I think I need to wait and do it magic loop. I’d start it now, but evidently, my size 7 needle tips are in use on a WIP at home. le sigh.
I think I need to block out all this noise somehow. I cannot focus. It’s total chaos.
This needs to be available for Android, thank you.
“Why is so much wedding stuff riddled with stupid rhymes?? ”
OK! Let’s go!
“I’m not gonna lie to you, ma’am. I did not understand a word you just said.”
I teach an online course. I’m reasonably certain that the fire safety training does not apply.
Stop sending me shit via my.sharepoint. It doesn’t bloody work properly.
“Bless your heart” has a very different meaning in Michigan than it does in the south.
I need to get a Ph.D. just so these students will stop calling me Mrs. I’ve never gone by Mrs.
I was feeling like since this is a week overdue you should be getting more for your money. But then I remembered that you aren’t paying me.
My record for not finding a petoskey stone in the wild remains unbroken.
I think this is a lovely story.
This week is making me very sad.
She said plebeian but she pronounced it plea-be-ahn. It’s pleh-beahn.
Huh. I never would have guessed Paige. I thought for sure Piper.
These pages keep popping up in my FB feed lately that I haven’t seen in so long I don’t even remember liking them in the first place.
“Never re-enter a building until instructed to do so by an official police or fireÂ ……… person.”
OK. Thoroughly sick of the word “intersectionality” at this point.
What. I need to own this book. Obviously.
Quest bar for lunch it is then.
I have to enter it manually. Not absolutely everything is connected. I know that’s hard to believe.
I guess people like my Instagram feed a lot more when I’m traveling. I guess I can’t really blame them. I’m horribly dull when I’m at home.
I’m horribly dull when I’m not at home.
You can be angry at me all you want, but you’re the one who missed the deadline and you were told you’d get a zero.
It doesn’t really seem like I have too many desk toys until it’s time to dust my desk. Stop falling over Funko Pop! Allison Reynolds! You’re drunk!
That’s too many exclamation points right now.
WTF even is that? “True colors”??? “I’m a blue and a gold.” “Ohhhh I’m a red and a …” WHERE EVEN AM I RIGHT NOW???
Are you a leader? No. No, I am not.
“who vigorously opposed their opponents’ attempts”
I’m glad I’m almost done with this baby blanket. It’s taken me entirely too long to knit up.
Don’t do anything crazy, man.
It looks like vintage pajama material.