I have a birthday coming up ….
Still can’t stand Stephen King.
This is exactly the kind of thing I’d love to do, and I’m exactly the kind of person who couldn’t pull it off.
I wish I knew who unfollowed me on Instagram so I could unfollow them back.
There is nothing I can do for you. You should move along now. shoo shoo.
I hate that interloper feeling I get. Like I don’t belong. Like people would rather I just went. Especially when it’s something I really want to be a part of. Especially when it’s so hard for me to actually want to be a part of something.
You are weirding me out, pal.
My children do not get an allowance. If they want money, they have to work for it.
I totally forgot Junior Achievement was a thing.
He is not a very intuitive thinker.
Now that’s one smart cookie.
I think that scale is wrong. I’m pretty sure I’m fatter than that.
That was a monumental waste of time.
It’s so strange to think that the wall came down a full generation ago. And to say “I remember when it happened.” How has all that time passed?
It’s 100% a Biggby day. I’m pretty sure.
“I want to sit in a corner and rock myself into a stupor while eating a bottle of Xanax.
But I won’t.
But I feel like it.”
I know exactly how you feel, sister.
I miss rotary phones.
I AM NOT AN IT PROFESSIONAL!
Today is a good day for pizza. I’m pretty sure.
Someone should make me the main character of a book.
I don’t know what to say to you.
There’s a Psychedelic Furs song I’m thinking of but I can’t remember the name of it and now I can’t find it. It’s rather frustrating.
I got news for you, kitten.
I probably need an iPad for my birthday. In case you were wondering what to get me.
People take the crappiest pictures of things they want to sell.
Maybe it’s more of a taco day. I’m not at all sure.
Should I apply for that job? I don’t know. I think I probably will.
Damn. No reprieve tomorrow.
That whole span of time is just weird to me now.
So many patterns, so little time to knit them, so little yarn to knit them with.
Can I just have more yarn please?
All the yarn.
This drive home is going to be funtastic.
I need to get back to that list.
I need to stop being so all over the place.
Still don’t wanna go to grad school. ‘Less somebody wants to pay for my MLIS.
Yeah, I didn’t think so.