I think 6 credits might be a bit much.
Just because I know where it is doesn’t mean I haveÂ any intention of sharing that information with you.
Maybe she doesn’t want me to test knit for her any more.
Well, that was weird.
That’s never happened before. You make a donation through GoFundMe and they fucking charge the donator for it and call it a tip? Screw you, GoFundMe.
I should just switch to boxer briefs.
I think saying “most women” is a dangerous exaggeration.
Yeah, but where you gonna get cloudberries?
Might be fun. Might be weird. I do not know.
This guy sounds like a self righteous, virtue signalling douche, but it’s his company and he can do what he wants. People don’t have to work there. Marion Nestle will be my college’s keynote speaker at our lecture series this fall, coincidentally.
You can’t take my meat from me!
“It is therefore unfair and inaccurate to point a finger at Flint and repeatedly use the word â€œpoisoned.â€ All it does is terrify the parents and community members here who truly believe there may be a â€œgeneration lostâ€ in this city, when there is no scientific evidence to support this conclusion.”
Finally made it through The Staircase. I hate all of those people. And obviously he murdered his wife.
I really should have made those notes in a different notebook. Dammit.
I need to just accept the sad sad fact that I will be stuck in this job until I die. I wonder how many more deans I’ll have to get used to before that happens.
I’m just happy Matt Berninger finally came to his senses about his stupid hair.
I never even finished the last Doctor Who series. I seriously doubt I’ll be tuning in for the chick.
So it’s not plausible to take actual quotes and pair them with stock photos? It happens all the time. It’s called advertising.
Evidently, I have lost readers. And here I thought adding new features would keep people interested.
It is just not really my thing.
Well great. Now I feel like a fat loser instead of just a loser. Yay.
I thought that said “bitch-perfect.” It did not.
No one is ever going to guess a password I used six fucking years ago. Frankly, I’d be shocked and flabbergasted if they guessed a password I used last week. JAYSUS.
They used to call me the Queen of Ektar. Now I am a woman without a realm.
The book was better is true of just about everything except anything written by Stephen King.
Who’s call is it then?
Blah blah blah, yeah, we get it.
I don’t like you right now, pal.
Maybe he’s just a serial killer.
I am clearly that kind of grandma.
Yeah, I’ve never been wild.
Do you think they meant to call them sandwinches?
FINALLY. My favorite Triscuits are back in stock!
That is some seriously shady shit.
But bitch-perfect should totally be a thing, right? It’s pretty fantastic.
That Libertarian candidate for governor in the Mitten REALLY should have had someone proof their websites. Good Lord. It’s embarrassing. I think I like the other guy better anyway. Although the other guy’s website is rife with double spaces after periods. Kind of appalling.
Confirm humanity. Ha. Look, checking that box can confirm someone is human, but I’m not sure it can legitimately confirm their humanity.
“Improve and expand surveillance systems.” … Is that really the language we should be using?
This may be my first ever no vote on the library millage.
I really don’t like John Lithgow.
Great. Now it’s stuck in my head.
As soon as I put this Triscuit in my mouth the phone will ring.
See? Told you.
I just want Cuban pulled pork for every meal.
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