Who even is that guy?
i would change for you
It’s true. I’ve pretty much abandoned all hope. It’s OK. I’m getting used to it.
Maybe the ACLU should think about a name change, some rebranding … (It’s funny cos I typed that name change comment before I’d even reached the end of the article. Looks like Reason has the same idea.)
I regret that purchase. Immensely.
Gah those ears. Maybe fighting is the wrong career move.
Well, she dropped a pebble in the outrage pool. It’s only a matter of time now.
I’ve processed my Gaiman grief and am moving on with my life.
Nice alliteration, jackass.
I guess if you’re gonna jump out of your car to dance for a video like a moron, you sort of have those injuries coming. Because you’re a moron.
but babe that doesn’t mean
I am having trouble figuring out how to talk to a human.
Can’t I just wave a magic wand or something?
I thought that said “Certified Fight Trainer.” It did not.
I’ll probably never be described as “beloved.”
Yes, it really has been that long since I had a pedicure.
I still don’t like avocados.
I love this woman so much.
Chick-fil-A has been here for what, two years now? And I’ve somehow only managed to eat there one time. WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Look, it’s right on my end.
But I don’t have a coroner’s note.
It’s funny cos it’s true.
Oooooh Premium Class! Heeeeyy!
No. No, I am not.
i’m gonna be a better man
Well, that was nearly painless right up until the end.
Nothing like an English major that can’t spell.
By the time I realized I hadn’t posted it was nearly midnight.
I’M SO SORRY
oh oooh oh oh I am SO SORRY NOW
First Wave plays WAY too much Smiths. And U2.
I feel like if I had company more often, my house would be cleaner more. But then I’d have to deal with people more. It’s a trade off, I suppose. I can live with the mess of my people. To a point.
How is The Lost Boys 30 years old? Jesus. How am I that old?
HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?
OK, signing off. Fair week+ chaos ensues.
Also, sorry this was a shorter one. I had a stupid 5 hour staff meeting Wednesday.
Don’t hate me if I don’t post next week. It’s the busiest week of the year.