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Random Wednesday

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I’m pretty sure I don’t. I wonder if you

Yes, Batman.

The beef sharks were amazing.

Good Lord. Beetlejuice is TWENTY SEVEN years old???

I don’t know if this is true, but if it is … *shudder*

We don’t need a sequel to It’s a Wonderful Life. Just knock that shit off, Hollywood.

4 score and 27 pizzas ago I was a wee lass, waiting for the kettle to whistle.

Pregnant women aren’t supposed to eat deli meat.

Is it safe??


Stupid campus internet.

I can’t eat those sandwicheds. Sandwiches. Witches.

It cracks me up that Bust is all in a tizzy about this. (Hell, when aren’t they in a tizzy about something?) But I agree with the original list on everything except bangles and leggings, and the occasional floppy hat. It must be nice for Bust writers to be paid to always be offended by something utterly ridiculous. I need to find a job like that.

I don’t know. I think if you’re going to name someone “Sexiest Man Alive” you should at least ask him to shave his neck before you put him on the cover of your magazine.

What the cupcakes.

Ooph. I think my definition of “sexy” and People Magazine’s definition of “sexy” are two very different things.

Completely true.

Why, yes. I have had a headache since August. Thanks for noticing.

It hurt my Vulcan brain!

Dave Eggars is a smug, pompous ass.

That date seems off to me. The PRC did not take over in China until after WWII. I’m not sure how effective a law they “passed” in 1935 could have been.

Prolly I could make this for a lot less than 200 dollars, which is an insane price for a laundry basket.

Aw the Junie B. Jones author, Barbara Park, died! We love Junie B! What a sad thing.

No, I am not naming the baby Pugsley if it’s a boy.

“Morbid Fears and Compulsions”

I wish they’d finish off that popcorn already so I don’t have to listen to people eating it any more.

Look. You can see that I kick ass at the editing/proofreading. Just add me to the payroll already. Then I can catch this stuff before you post it.

Yes, I will make you a cake.

I only tell you these things because I want to help. But I can shut up. No really. It’s possible.

These are hilarious.

I’m adding Paul McGann to my list. Just so you know.

I have no idea what I’m doing, but it all seems to be turning out OK.

I’m really damn hungry.

Vote for me! No! Vote for me! Right now, I’m voting for whoever is going to bring me a snack. And it’s looking like NOBODY.

Yeah, this is … I want to like it, but I’m not sure if I do.

I don’t know what you have against pickles.

Why, it’s enough to curl your hair!

I read it as Tanning Chatum. What? It makes as much sense as Channing Tatum.

This kid is awesome.

The book OR the rest of the hypocrisy.

OK. Forget it, Ashton Kutcher. I give up on you entirely.

I don’t really care for Christmas. I don’t know how you can not know this about me.

It’s not like the leather coats were on purpose.

FB messaging is a meeting in my head.

(thus spake Jenniferbot)

I know.

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1 Comment

  1. ScottO

    But you aren’t ruling out Fester.

    Only the ones that aren’t dill.

    There is no such thing as coincidence.

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