I think this is my favorite thing on the internet so far this year. Does the left ever stop consuming itself?
She’s so out of touch with reality. It’s kind of astonishing.
Man. I really wish that position wasn’t two steps down the ladder. It sounds awesome.
Anyone want to pay for me to get my MLS? That’s what I really want to do.
Wow. That was rude.
I was into Tarantino for a minute, but honestly, he just doesn’t do it for me.
Tide Pod challenge?? I suppose that’s one way to cleanse …
We checked out Electric Dreams, despite my aversion to Anna Paquin. I don’t know. Meh.
Wow, these cookies softened right up over night. Perfection.
So much of my site is broken still from the crash. It might be better just to delete those posts. Oooooooooor find the time to fix them all. SIGH.
I’d be an outstanding social studies teacher. Actually.
You are startin’ to get on my nerves, kid.
I remember going to see the Dark Crystal in the movie theatre in the next town over when I was a kid. It was a super stormy day. I was at my grandpa’s house because I think he must have been the one taking us. It must have been me and Ali. The paper boy got struck by lightning.
Kinda makes you wish
help please. need help. kind of desperate. help help. help.
Here’s your resolution.
They send out all the missile warnings in error so that when a missile is actually incoming, we ignore it. Then we get wiped out. Population control. That’s the point.
Shut up, I am not a conspiracy theorist. It makes total sense.
Oh duh. I totally forgot about the entire episode about the antichrist. Sheesh. They should bring that kid back.
You don’t actually have to be a bitch about it. Really. I know that’s hard to believe.
Great. JUST when I get my head around the NOT SPENDING, you have to go ahead and send me this website. Thanks a LOT. I’m reasonably certain I need that 9 to 5 one. The whole outfit, actually. I have a birthday coming up.
I’d like it if FB stopped notifying me about all of your fundraisers.
The more I think about this teaching deal, the more appealing it sounds.
If this week is short you can say it’s OK because last week was so extra long.
I haven’t traveled anywhere in a long time. I feel like I need to travel somewhere.
Oh let me just get that for you.
I can’t tell if this stuff is even doing what it’s supposed to be doing or not.
This is fantastic. I love it.
stop talking stop talking stop talking
Oh, don’t mind me. I work for the State Department.
What a weird title for something. “State Department.” Just seems strange to me.
Ooph. Too many cookies.
I don’t even understand LinkedIn. At all. It’s as mysterious to me now as Twitter has become.
I’ll bake you cakes. (You can trade them for favors.)
I like this pepperminty lotion, Mrs. Meyers.
Yep. I see how I rate.
I only have two subscribers, so I’m thinking of scrapping this. Last chance to sign up, I guess.
Oh, each episode is stand alone. Yeah, I don’t know about that either. I kind of prefer a serial.
Goals I didn’t know I had.
Ellen Pompeo has that plastic surgery squint.
Huh. I do not remember liking that page.
Go away, cookie. Go away now.