There’s this song from the mid-ish 90s that is swimming around in the back of my head and I can almost hear it, but not quite and I can picture the artist who wrote it and I really liked it and want to listen to it now, BUT I CAN’T REMEMBER THE NAME OF IT OR THE ARTIST AND IT HAS BEEN DRIVING ME NUTS FOR FUCKING DAYS.
Yeah. I deleted some shit. So what?
ILU Swiss cheese.
This whole office is going to end up under goddamn quarantine.
Bats will kill us all, and you never suspected it. … Maybe that’s why I love bats so much. Mwah-ha-ha-ha-ha.
Nobody cares what Chris Evans thinks.
God I hate chickpeas.
And just like that, the 2nd Amendment was popular again.
“The cops will make sure your restaurant is closed, but if someone is stealing your car we can’t break quarantine.”
The Ocean of Margaret
Man I love indices.
I do not belong here.
Is it Wednesday? Jesus. What the hell day even is it right now?
Government shuts down your business to stop spread of COVID-19, crippling you. Government says gosh, you’ve been hit so hard by this virus! Let’s just give you a loan to see you through it! Suddenly you’re indebted to the government just to keep from going under. Government = Mafia. This shit is serious.
This is pretty much me. Except I walk right into conflict. All the time. Sucks.
If you need me, I’ll just be over here.
There is nothing happening. At all. Campus is a ghost town. The biggest thing going on right now is my recent perpetual migraine.
The smell of hand sanitizer makes my head hurt. You can imagine how much fun my life is right now.
OMG I REMEMBER THE SONG
I accidentally clicked on a link to a story about Tik Tok censorship. I don’t even care about it. I don’t use it.
No no no no no. Alumna is the female.
Why do you people need all the goddamn dishwasher detergent? Come on!
I definitely need a pet raven. Or crow. I hear ravens are vicious.
A lot of drive through windows will take walk ups, dude. Also most restaurants will let you walk in, they just won’t let you stay to eat.
Did I already say the dystopia thing? Probably. Last week.
This is the worst my head has been in a long time, actually. It just isn’t going away. And god forbid I should be allowed to take real pain medication for it. WAR ON DRUGS.
I’m doing a lot of all caps lately. I feel like I should apologize, but I probably won’t.
Yeah. This is pretty much what my thoughts have looked like for a while now.
I don’t really give a shit what Chrissy Teigan is doing right now.
I’ll post this tomorrow.
Eh. Maybe today. I don’t know. This blog is so boring. It’s nothing but Random Wednesday after Random Wednesday now. I don’t even have time to talk about the books I don’t have time to finish.
Or the books I lost interest in finishing.
No, the government should absolutely not give every household $1,000 a month until this crisis has passed. STOP IT.
I just remembered I have Meijer cupcakes at home. YES!
The Republic of Heaven
Heaven is a meritocracy.
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